shower rant

some shit that you do when your tired of scrubbing weird bubbly shit all over your body

Michael during his shower rant: *scrubbing his penis* So, what's the point of time machines if the only cause harm?

by Stupid Af July 14, 2021

Czech golden shower

the sound of brass falling to the ground on a full auto VZ-61 Skorpion with a 20 round magazine

did you hear the czech golden shower??

by HoneyBadgerDG1F November 17, 2022

Dick Shower

When a man had a very fortunate (or unfortunate) 48 hours, he has to take a second shower to pay special attention to his cock, and only his cock. This shower focuses only on the cock, and ensures all bodily fluids, flith, and/or dirt have been successfully removed.

Joe needed a dick shower after working 14 hours, going to the gym, and then having period sex with his wife.

by Leigh Cain May 3, 2018

shower clam

When a man repeatedly ejaculates in the shower and it hardens over time and forms a shower clam. It is like a free textured floor!!

My landlord said I can’t get my deposit back until I scrape my shower clams off the floor.

by littleredridinghood02 August 29, 2025

Take a shower/smelly

Racist way of saying someone is fat and should not be accepted into society

“Take a shower/smelly person.”
“BRO WHAT THE FUCK???”

by HalloFalloMallo April 18, 2022

Almond Shower

The act of bathing naked in almonds. Obviously.

I took an almond shower last night and now my skin is dry from the piles of salt accrued on my skin.

by RyanOfAlkerath March 1, 2018

Shower Head

A FUCKING device women use to pleasure themselves while showering.

•: “Hey ^! What’re you doin’ tonight?”
^: “Nothing much, just playing with my shower head.”
•: “Your.. so horny..”

by KLITXXIIIII October 30, 2023