Max

A big dick daddy whose genitalia is so immense it needs to be rolled up at night for fear of astrification. Can pull any girl, or boy, or anything in between. Even though he’s a diabetic his athleticism is off the charts leading him to the comparison of Kobe Bryant. He’s basically the perfect human

Girl 1: yo, is that nigga a max
Girl 2: idk, why
Guy 1: because I have a strong urge to sleep with him
Max: you’re both invited if you want

by Shmebulach June 17, 2023

Max

Max is a person who has large genitals and is good looking, we all need a max in our life

Jeez I wish I was max

by Jamaica23 January 1, 2023

Max Payne Thousand

Bad ass female. She cool asf. Typically used when talking to the guys.

Person 1 : Aye brodie, I got a shordy comin over tonight.
Person 2 YOOOO! She Max Payne Thousand?
Person 1: Fasho brodie. You alr know how im coming

by raawr :| June 21, 2022

max

the most gay version of rowan.

rowan is max

by them thighs June 24, 2021

Max

Guy that falls asleep because of too much alcohol.

Man with a relatively large afro: ‘yo where is Max?’
Boy with sick fat beard: ‘He’s sleeping because he drank too much. What a lightweight!’

The man and boy laugh too loud while slapping their thighs.

by The Great Harry Testes May 9, 2018

Max young

He was short in his early days but will grow to be a towering 6,2. Has a massive penis and will do your mrs. If you get on the wrong side off Max Young he will punch knocking you out. Give him your money and he will like you.

Girl: omg his cock was so big

Girl.2: Ik

Girl.3: you guys only just received his cock I’ve been receiving max young’s cock every week

by Mambah November 22, 2021

Max

A dickhead who will never get a pussy

fam, ur such a fucking max

by yessirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr June 14, 2021