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bush jumper

one who specialize`s in the art of jumping on/into bushes belonging to other people.
this art involves a lot of practice to get your posture just right as u soar through the air and can take many year or even an entire life time to perfectly master. it may also be added to the 2050 Olympic sports as a spanking new category which will be a great milestone for the profession. so go join the local bush jumper club in your area and have fun.
person1. hey joe, wanna go past old billies and crash his fern bush for a bit of bush jumper action?
person2. k
person3. k
by ode to gods bum December 7, 2020
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Nut Jumps

Another way of saying "Blue Balls".

When you try to get with a girl, but instead she gives you blue balls.

Resulting in your sperm jumping around needing to be released soon.
Man, Becky be giving me the nut jumps! If I don't jerk off in her face soon, my balls will explode!
by Endoe Kronic December 23, 2020
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Gut Jumping

When someone is so sexy and fine as hell in something they do or look, makes you wanna jump their guts
When someone is so sexy and fine as hell in something they do or look, makes you wanna jump their guts

Gut jumping means you wanna jump them til they feel it in their guts

1st scenario
Bro 1: Dang she looks so fine I'm fixing to jump her Guts

Bro 2: Dang bro you about to do what??

2nd scenario
Her: I'm fixing to Gut jump you if you don't come make out with me...

Him: Oh yes baby come Gut jump me!!!
by whitemamatotator December 24, 2020
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Indian Jumper Cables

is where you take a pair of jumper cables and put it on a girls tits then put it on your cock and shoot "webs" on it there for traveling up to the tit
Just did the Indian Jumper cables to my girl in bed last night
by anonymous January 23, 2021
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Trump Jumper

one time trumper now a jumper. trumpers who are jumping from the sinking ship to avoid the ridicule and fallout of their one time savior
After the failed insurection, theres alot of trump jumpers trying to distance themselves from the shame of his name.
by Mr. Freezer January 31, 2021
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Game Jumping

When you have a large list of video games and decide to not spend time with one game at a time and instead play a whole bunch of games in a short amount of time.
"Dude! you got to stop Game Jumping! You'll never get to finish any games if you keep playing like that!"
by Stoner-Hed February 8, 2021
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Thug Jumper

A woman who is attracted to thugs. Thugs can be White, Black, Hispanic, Asian or any race for that matter. Thug jumpers see thugs as an opportunity to fix someone to feel morally right, but usually end up in a domestic violence situation, cheated on, raped and sometimes even killed. After their traumatic experience, they will take to social media to complain about how trashy men are, failing to realize their own flaws in their tastes of men.
Steve: Hey John, did you ask Rebecca out?

John: Yeah, but she's more interested in Darnell.

Steve: Oh, didn't he go to jail for beating up his ex?

John: Yeah, but she sees him as misunderstood.

Steve: Looks like she's a Thug Jumper man, time to move on.
by Cxent February 17, 2021
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