Washing your hands after a shower

What the hell is wrong with you. You just took a shower and your already washing your hands, wtf

Bf: u wash your hands after a shower?
Gf:yeah u?
Bf: I don't think we can be together anymore
Gf: why?
Bf: washing your hands after a shower? Like who does that! See ya NEVER!
Gf: hey there's more people that like me anyways

by AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA May 25, 2022

Hoosier Rain Shower

A group activity where three to five men simultaneously give a golden shower to a willing participant in the disorienting twists of a corn maze, often associated with rural Indiana shenanigans.

Last fall, they got wild at the county fair and pulled off a Hoosier Rain Shower in the corn maze—talk about a soggy harvest!

by stingfeld May 26, 2025

Going Shit-to-shower

The practice of shitting (in a toilet near a shower, of course) and proceeding to pressure wash one’s asshole with the jet setting in the shower.

“Going shit-to-shower saves the pandas and leaves your taint fresh and clean.”

“This is the weirdest TED talk I’ve ever been to.”

by Brock Kakashi June 7, 2022

sunscreen shower

when you're all mungy from car camping for three days at Bonnaroo and you ain't got time for a real shower so you spray your whole body with sunscreen to mask the smell

Dude, wake up! We gotta hurry and get a good spot for Pearl Jam!

One sec, my pits are pretty nasty. Nothing a quick sunscreen shower can't fix!

by yerkmyjerky August 9, 2019

Pflugerville Shower

Similar to a regular shower, but in a friendly home with potable running water that leaves you clean, refreshed, and feeling awesome.

Having secured a Pflugerville Shower, I can rest easy until the evening.

by PflugerNamer October 26, 2018

Thanksgiving shower

After consuming copious amounts of Thanksgiving dinner, you proceed to have sexual intercourse. During said intercourse, almost to the point of fruition, regurgitate previous feast onto partner. Aiming for any orifice is strongly recommended for full experience.

Kelsey and I had the best Thanksgiving shower last year, hoping for the same outcome this year

by lumberjack69 November 14, 2018

Showering

I need some bitches.

Showering.

by Sexhaver4200 March 18, 2022