drunk ears

When you go from perfect hearing to Stevie Wonder after a couple drinks

Bro 1: " Turn this shit up bro"
Bro 2: " its at full volume bro you just have drunk ears"

by AKontheTrackr October 9, 2017

Honest drunk

An ,,honest drunk" person is someone who gets drunk and his/her emotions burst out. They suddenly become really honest, and often tell someone about their feelings.

My dad is an honest drunk, yesterday he got drunk and cried on my shoulder because he ,,felt left out".

by Hot mess ♡ February 26, 2018

drunk tan

All around, full body, dark, dirty tan.

That guy Robert got one of those drunk tans.

by chiefwiggims August 4, 2022

pie drunk

When an individual drinks a 40 of vodka, then while leaning on a kitchen counter passes out face first in the apple pie

Wow look how intoxicated he is - he's pie drunk

by Kptnkuku April 18, 2018

Cuddle Drunk

Being Cuddle Drunk is the delirious and delicious state of feeling intoxicated after many hours of intimate cuddling leading to a state of mind and body similar to being intoxicated.

4:31 AM You sound drunk… Mmmmm I’m just cuddle drunk.

I’m so cuddle drunk I can’t write this definition!! 💕.

Warning… too much intimate cuddling causes extreme Cuddle Drunkness. ummmm wha k mmm yeeahh

by ktcoe July 3, 2023

Drunk-Tenting

Screwing in a tent while wasted.

"I drunk-tented Suzie last night while camping!!"

"Drunk-tenting is much more fun than I expected!"

by Oliviersucksballs September 17, 2011

burger drunk

That gross, sweaty, sticky kind of feeling when you eat too much salami, meat, or cheese. Usually the product of a soda-based sugar high and a carb-based food coma crash.

I can't handle another trip to In-n-Out this week, I'm still sweating and burger drunk from last night.

by Burgy McDrunkerson April 18, 2021