I was doing my job and I had a feeling like I was beeing watched, so I turned around and DAMN! Where did he come from? He is such a Bird Dog!
by Unknown_A6 January 6, 2006
Get the bird dogmug. When one must defecate so severely that the feces partially leaves the body and is then retracted back in as does a Prairie Dog does in his hole.
by Stewey August 31, 2007
Get the Prairie Dogmug. Tammi called the cops upon hearing someone smarter and prettier than her threatened to dog walk her.
by Fvck Tommy January 20, 2019
Get the dog walkmug. “Dude you know your dicks hanging out”
“Ya, I’m just walking the dog if I don’t tire him out now he’ll be up all night.”
“Ya, I’m just walking the dog if I don’t tire him out now he’ll be up all night.”
by Alibaster Slim August 5, 2012
Get the walking the dogmug. by Yo daddy’s father September 21, 2018
Get the Dog watermug. A prided and very complicated sex position involving two males, a hermaphrodite, and one female. In this truly magical union, the hermaphrodite is required to be having anal sex with the female while another male is having vaginal sex with himher. The female and the other male are having oral sex with each other.
This truly unique and rare occurence got its name when two American explorers first landed in Peru. They had just embarked on an extremely long voyage and had not seen a woman in a long time. Unfortunately they landed in Peru in the middle of the night and could not see the prostitutes that greeted them very well, this caused a misunderstanding when a chihuahua with a birth defect wandered by. The dog was grabbed and added to
their foursome. When they woke up the next morining after the best sex of their lives, they realized what had happened, thus forming great stories to tell
their fellow americans.
This technique has not since been performed with a hermaphrodidic dog because to find one is much harder than to find a hermaphrididic human but if a dog is available it is encouraged to add them to the mix and make the position all the more exciting.
This truly unique and rare occurence got its name when two American explorers first landed in Peru. They had just embarked on an extremely long voyage and had not seen a woman in a long time. Unfortunately they landed in Peru in the middle of the night and could not see the prostitutes that greeted them very well, this caused a misunderstanding when a chihuahua with a birth defect wandered by. The dog was grabbed and added to
their foursome. When they woke up the next morining after the best sex of their lives, they realized what had happened, thus forming great stories to tell
their fellow americans.
This technique has not since been performed with a hermaphrodidic dog because to find one is much harder than to find a hermaphrididic human but if a dog is available it is encouraged to add them to the mix and make the position all the more exciting.
by Sir Alexander Wiley III September 25, 2009
Get the Peruvian Dogmug. White male who yearns to be black on the inside, usually wearing a hat with a flat bill, sometimes bearing a sticker that displays the hats size. Wears loose clothing and jerseys and drive cars that Mommy and Daddy bought for them. Usually complete pot heads. Think that there a gangsta when they usually live in rich white suburbs. Usually associate themselves with the brands south pole, SRH, and FUBU
dude, I swear if those bro-dogs sitting behind wont shut the fuck up I'm gonna shove the hat of his so far up his ass tha his nose will bleed
by Tyler Obermeit October 21, 2008
Get the Bro-dogmug.