denim dick 

The convex bump in your denim jeans formed in the crotch region when in a sitting position. A very annoying & gender-confusing look for the female population since most females actually don't have a dick underneath their denim bulge.

*casually reposition self while in sitting position so denim dick looks less conspicuous*

denim dick by caitlin_puts_the_soy_in_tom_sawyer March 12, 2008

Doo Doo Dumb Dick

Guys that have really large, meatful, bulging, dick!!!!!
The dick is really muscular looking, doesnt have much hair, real smooth and moist.

Big Meach got that real Doo Doo Dumb Dick and all the girls want it.

Doo Doo Dumb Dick by Nikki 4 da night MandaPanda December 20, 2010

double dick touch 

A term used when you think someone is fucking with you, or if you feel people are spinning there wheels getting nothing done. kind of like," ok, your touching my dick, and i'm touching your dick " nothing is happening when a person is trying to make it look like there is.

Man: instead of standing here playing double dick touch, can you get the manager so we can settle this.
Home depot clerk: Yes sir.

Tom: discussing this with you is like playing "double dick touch" nothing is getting acomplished here.

double dick touch by Jack de wack June 12, 2008

whisky dick 

a man's inability to get a stiffy, due to too much booze in his system

My boyfriend drank so much that he had whisky dick. I had to satisfy myself!

whisky dick by Anonymous June 12, 2003

Dicksum 

A measure of a man's worth.

Dicksum (in) = 0.75 * Length + 1.25 * Girth

Girth = pi (3.14) * diameter

In the Dicksum equation, girth is weighted more heavily than length as length is somewhat overrated.

Average Dicksum = 10.25 inches

Yo Vinnie, look how long my dick is, the ladies love it.

Length is overrated, dumbass, Dicksum is the measurement you need, mine's 12 inches.

Dicksum by Chaea4u2 November 1, 2010

dickshaking 

Doing nothing productive; hanging around; wasting time.

Friend 1: Hey bro! How was history class today?
Friend 2: Nah! Don't even ask... Our teacher had to attend a spontaneous meeting so we spent the whole time shaking our dicks.
Friend 1: C'mon, there's nothing wrong with a little dickshaking!

dickshaking by ecrear November 28, 2010

Dick Wrapper 

A female of the species Homo Sapien. This term refers to the fact that the most important aspect of a woman's identity is the fact that she is engineered and constructed so as to wrap around penises

Diana came over last night ... that is one energetic Dick Wrapper.

I need to hit the club tonight and pick me up a dick wrapper.

That bar was litterally polluted with cougars and other assorted dick wrappers.

Dick Wrapper by Mr HJL January 17, 2008