lactose retarded 

Another name for lactose intolerant, usually used by people who hate the fact they have the disorder.

Person: I wish I wasn't so lactose retarded, I miss my Nutella and hot chocolate!

lactose retarded by hellpuppy November 19, 2007

legally retarded 

Person who is more retarded than usual. He or she is so retarded that if they go to court they will be pronounced legally retarded.

OMG those girls are legally retarded.

legally retarded by the reals deals August 11, 2010

Jorge the Retarded Dolphin 

A dolphin who appeared in many episodes of Flight of the Sea Creatures aired on HBO from 1988-1989. Jorge the Retarded Dolphin (otherwise known as JTRD) was a popular charecter who talked with a lisp and interrupted many a person with useless comments.

I love the way Jorge the Retarded Dolphin sniffles with his cute little nose

Jorge the Retarded Dolphin by STYU Alums November 2, 2006

retardism 

the state or condition of being dropped on your head.

that asshole got dropped on his fucking head. he has retardism

retardism by Wills0 June 6, 2009

retarded hot 

describes a person (typically female) that has obvious mental retardation combined with very attractive physical assets, such that the person is yet hotter because of the retardation -- likely because they are very easy to take advantage of

reference -- "Drawn Together", "The Other Cousin" (season one episode 5)

Captain Hero (about Clara's retarded cousin Bleh): Damn! Clara's cousin is so hot! nipples harden

Spanky: Yeah, she's, like, retarded hot!

retarded hot by Hardryv August 15, 2006

retarbo 

A mentally retarded hobo.

Dude, watch out for the retarbo. He's got mustard and pigeon shit all over him.

retarbo by mrs_equator November 27, 2007

retardedness 

the act of being retarded

Haley was showing her retardedness when she fell down the stairs on a cruis.

retardedness by Haley Marie P. July 15, 2007