Hardryv's definitions

retarded hot

describes a person (typically female) that has obvious mental retardation combined with very attractive physical assets, such that the person is yet hotter because of the retardation -- likely because they are very easy to take advantage of

reference -- "Drawn Together", "The Other Cousin" (season one episode 5)

Captain Hero (about Clara's retarded cousin Bleh): Damn! Clara's cousin is so hot! nipples harden

Spanky: Yeah, she's, like, retarded hot!

by Hardryv August 15, 2006

stupid hot

describes an unintelligent person (usually female) of ample physical attraction that is somehow hotter still due to their apparant lack of intelligence -- possibly because they are potentially easier to take advantage of

source unknown

Guy A: omg, she`s so hot it hurts

Guy B: maybe, but she`s also an idiot

Guy A: oh yeah, she`s stupid hot...

by Hardryv August 15, 2006