Definitions by Hardryv

stupid hot 

describes an unintelligent person (usually female) of ample physical attraction that is somehow hotter still due to their apparant lack of intelligence -- possibly because they are potentially easier to take advantage of

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Guy A: omg, she`s so hot it hurts

Guy B: maybe, but she`s also an idiot

Guy A: oh yeah, she`s stupid hot...

stupid hot by Hardryv August 15, 2006

retarded hot 

describes a person (typically female) that has obvious mental retardation combined with very attractive physical assets, such that the person is yet hotter because of the retardation -- likely because they are very easy to take advantage of

reference -- "Drawn Together", "The Other Cousin" (season one episode 5)

Captain Hero (about Clara's retarded cousin Bleh): Damn! Clara's cousin is so hot! nipples harden

Spanky: Yeah, she's, like, retarded hot!

retarded hot by Hardryv August 15, 2006