tickle the fish 

To get drunk when sick. Theoretically, it helps you get better because alcohol kills bacteria. Realistically, you'll probably get sicker. Who knows? Find out the hard way.

"What, you're telling me you're not gonna drink cause you have a little cough? Come on, man, tickle the fish!"

tickle the fish by Underground Boy March 4, 2008

Summon Bigger Fish 

Originating from the webcomic "Darths & Droids", it describes an all-purpose spell in a role playing game, often used by a character in even the most ridiculous scenarios and situations.

Darths & Droids, Episode 33:
"I cast a spell to summon a bigger fish!" - "Like what?" - "Summon Bigger Fish!"

In a medieval RPG:
"You encounter a lonely deer, idly grazing away."
"I cast Fireball!"
"Oh no - why don't you just Summon Bigger Fish?!"

Summon Bigger Fish by ceejay33 January 11, 2012

Siamese Fighting Fish

The previous name for Betta fish. Since activists want to make sure any sign of creativity and originality is eradicated off the planet because it's "unsafe".

In Texas a 10 year old can buy an AK-47 with no problem at Walmart but activists made sure to get rid of the Siamese fighting fish because it's a "safety hazard".

Siamese Fighting Fish by AcneAndAnthrax November 29, 2014

Double hudini gorilla mask rusty fish hooking the marlin 

This act involves at least two men and one woman. Sex must take place on the first floor in front of a window. Man one must switch off with man two during sex. Man one dresses quickly, goes outside, walks in front of the window. When the girl sees man one, man two spits on her back and pulls out. When she turns around man two busts in her face, and throws pubes in her face. Man two than sticks a finger in his ass, inserts in in her mouth, and sticks two fingers in her vagina and one in her ass. He than lifts her up and screams "I've hooked the Marlin!" Man one reenters in time to take a picture, and they all live happily ever after.

"I know bob and mark care because they gave me a double hudini gorilla mask rusty fish hooking the marlin."

Double hudini gorilla mask rusty fish hooking the marlin by The Mad Tea-Bagger December 9, 2008

Louisianna Fish Hooker 

Is the act of shitting in the mouth of a catfish then putting it in a womans vagina and forcing it in tail first and fucking the mouth of the fish while putting your fingers in her ass.

Chelsea: Hey, we should do the Louisianna Fish Hooker while we're visiting your family.

Dan: Yea! Definitley! I'll go find a catfish!

Dans Dad: You mind if I help?

Louisianna Fish Hooker by Bahbahblackbitch May 5, 2009

Jesus Fish 

The fish that people put on the back of their cars to

A) Tell everyone that Jesus is #1 in their lives

B) That they are members of the Republican party

C) All of the above

"Look, that guy just put a Jesus Fish on his Ford!"

"Hmm... must be Bill Frist."

Jesus Fish by Geoff L. August 31, 2005

drink like a fish 

to drink to excess

He was unaware of the danger that could come to him if he were to drink like a fish and as a result he almost succumbed to alcohol poisoning.

drink like a fish by The Return of Light Joker April 3, 2009