Cranking

Wanking viciously and crying so hard that your nob cheese melts

Hey have you heard from John lately, nah mate he's been on life support after a serial cranking episode

by Uncle tugnut July 23, 2025

Craner

A girl who just give head.

“Shawty a craner”

by DfromBX July 23, 2025

Cranker

People who jerk off to Ai Porn.

My brother is a cranker.

by amsjdlkajslkdjalks August 16, 2025

crankhound

a dog that will carpet surf and lick their owners sweat in search of methamphetamine

"Boy, Kathy's Jack Russel terrier is a real crankhound."

by wereatnjustgoforit August 27, 2025

Cranking

Playing AS LOUD AND INTENSE AS PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE ON YOUR INSTRUMENT in marching band. If your lips aren't bleeding, you aren't cranking loud enough. Don't be loud and wrong, though. Loud and slaw doesn't count as cranking.

"Yooo, Jackson State's trumpets are CRANKINGGG danggg!", "Nahhh have you heard Southern's tubas?! Straight KRANKING."

by lylune September 4, 2025

Crankatorium

A place you set up to masturbate in private

I’m going on a week long camping trip with the guys I better bring my crankatorium with me.

by BOISMJ September 6, 2025

Cranky pocket

A hand job through your pocket when your mad

“You look pretty mad? Do you need a cranky pocket?”

by Cardobefishing September 12, 2025