bowling hair 

bowling hair is what your hair looks like after you have an intense game of bowling.

In p.e. class we had such an intense game of bowling, everyone had bad cases of bowling hair.

bowling hair by qwerty12345678910 March 22, 2009

bumper bowling 

The act of driving a motor vehicle down the interstate while tired or intoxicated and "bumping" back and forth between the rumble strips when you pass out. Just like in bumper bowling, the ball reaches it's final goal, but not without some assistance from going in the gutter.

"Man I was way to tired to be driving last night. I was bumper bowling all the way home."

bumper bowling by Meaty Pablo December 15, 2007

Got her Like a bowling ball 

When you Stick 2 fingers in her ass and your thumb in her pussy and hold her like a bowling ball

So she wanted it bad as I was sucking her tits I got her like a bowling ball and made her squeal!!!

Got her Like a bowling ball by Crazychris April 14, 2014

Bowling

Filling all three of a woman's holes during the act of sexual intercourse, as if she was a bowling ball. This can be done by three men, or by one man using the penis and hands (a modified shocker) or by one man taking turns at each hole.

Husband: "Hey honey, can I go bowling tonight?"
Wife: "Sure, let me grab the lube"

Bowling by JTrenary September 24, 2005

bowling for soup 

BOWLING FOR SOUP kicking asses
bestest band ever! yay!
hella much better than those whinning emo bands

My Chemical Romance fans go and fuck yourself..!! yeah!!

u're bitch but I love u anyway (cool)

I'm not okkkk (fuck it)

bowling for soup by fueled by ramen September 14, 2005

bowlio 

when you end up smoking so much weed that you can't move. your body becomes paralyzed from being stoned.

"yooo make me a turkey sandwich while your up"
"dude, your legs aren't broken. get it yourself"
"i can't, i have bowlio"

bowlio by StillKickinSticky May 18, 2008

Keep it Bowlin' 

Stay positive, Stay cool

Everyone likes bowling, so this is a phrase for when you want to tell someone to stay positive. For example, if someone tells you they lost their job, you can just tell them to "Keep it Bowlin’" and that’ll cheer them up.
"Keep it Bowlin'"

Keep it Bowlin' by www.creedthoughts.gov.www January 31, 2009