Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Crazychris

Gas meal

When you're eating out a girl and she farts in your mouth

Man I was going downtown and got a gas meal.... it was nasty!!!

Gas meal by Crazychris April 14, 2014

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the time where you zone out thinking about Fucking someone you know you will never get with usually with a smile on your face a nd a blank stare

Dude! you were totally mind fucking that girl and she saw you staring!

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When you stick your one finger in her pussy and one in her asshole just like carrying a six pack

So Last night were getting heavy so i carried like a six pack and she came right away

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When you Stick 2 fingers in her ass and your thumb in her pussy and hold her like a bowling ball

So she wanted it bad as I was sucking her tits I got her like a bowling ball and made her squeal!!!

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any Clitoris thats as big as a thumb and takes you by surprise

man I was with this girl and she had a Clitoris Rex , I yelled when I saw that thing

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a word used to express how cold it is outside. (showing that your nipples would get hard if you went out there.)

Chris: How is the weather?
Christina: It's a bit nippley.

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