Skip to main content

Urban Dictionary 

A website that is supposed to be used for finding definitions of slang, or atleast it used to be. Urban Dictionary (or UD/ Urban for short) is populated by either 5th graders who think saying penis is funny as shit and associate everything with sex, 14 year old edgelords who think that society isnt needed and that anarchy is sustainable, 19 year old douchebags that can only shame people for not losing their virginity at age 15, and of course, normal people.
How to recognize modern Urban Dictionary users.

5th grader: brething is a sx mov where te woman put boobie in man fac

14 year old: Society is pointless, and exists only to be destroyed.
19 year old: A worker is a basement dwelling virgin who works for huge corporations wasting their lives away.
Urban Dictionary mug front
Get the Urban Dictionary mug.
See more merch

Urban dictionary 

A tool used when your super street retarded
Saad: “Still want that eighth of tree”

John: “what do u mean tree dude??”
Saad: “go type in urban dictionary on google....retard”
Urban dictionary by largeair July 13, 2020

Urban Dictionary 

Where you find out everything your to uncomfortable to ask you parents, freinds, ect. I guess really you could be getting false info bc ppl just like you and me write theese definitions...try not to think abt that part to much
Chloe: hey ummm do you know what- ya know what forget I said anything I'll look it up on urban dictionary

Lauryn: what were you gonna ask😐

Urban Dictionary 

Only people with big dicks use this website
Dude Charlie has such a big dick he probably uses urban dictionary

Urban Dictionary 

A dictionary that thousands of internet people and memes write absolute shit and beautifully crafted definitions.
I wonder what shit I'm going to make on the Urban Dictionary
Urban Dictionary by Sev manio July 29, 2020

Urban Dictionary 

Urban Dictionary has so many words
Urban Dictionary by Polygon3dx August 10, 2020

Urban dictionary 

The best website with humor
Person 1 what urban dictionary

Person 2 the best website with humor
Urban dictionary by Urban good August 13, 2020