Surf & Turf

When a woman’s vagina smells like seafood, but looks like roast beef.

Person 1: So how’d it go with Janelle?
Person 2: It was alright I guess. I would’ve ate her out, but she had a surf & turf…

by SurfOnTurf May 20, 2023

Daisy turnbull

yo sup mamas i'm big d turnbull and I run the streets of pipers creek. Dont ark up to me or big d will come bash ya.

Person 1 : yo whos the fittest babe of them all?
Daisy turnbull: sup fam, did I hear my name?

by daisyturnbull July 14, 2023

alex turner

a hot man who every girl with good taste wants to marry

“alex turner” is so hot

by thatisfp July 22, 2023

colton turner

Colton turner is a name originating in North America. Studies show that someone named colton turner likely has a great relationship with his father, but may have a sexual relationship with his mother, and often times dropping everything just to chat with her. It is also likely that this person is overweight for his age, and can likely produce up to 3.7 pounds of fecal matter daily due to his eating habits.

Guy 1: dude did you play the new call of duty yesterday?
Guy 2: yeah, I played it with colton turner, but he left in the middle of the game to go fuck his mom
Guy 1: yeah, he'll do that. He is colton turner, after all.

by Regular_ordinary_guy August 6, 2023

Titty turn signals

When a woman’s nipples are out of alignment and they indicate the direction she intends to walk.

I knew she was walking right towards him because her titty turn signals were on.

by Pirate princess September 3, 2023

A Turner

Getting so drunk you piss yourself through your pants and move on without a second thought.

Holy shit!! She just pissed all over the floor. That’s such A Turner

by Jtjkwmmfmfm August 16, 2024

U-turn

A dude with a messed up ahh peter whacker that curves too much

Girl: How much it curve
Boy: This a whole u-turn shawty

by My man My man My man September 21, 2023