Waffle tits

To put a girls boobs in a waffle iron causing her boobs to become waffle shaped

Rad Tod: *grabs girl's boob and then puts it on a waffle iron*

Lena: OWWWWW

Rad Tod: hehe you got waffle tits

by The Jonkler January 10, 2022

J-tits

Adj: Shape of a woman's breast resembling that of the letter J. Long, sloping and curves outward away from the body.

That girl had a set of J-tits that were borderline tribal. I mean I could hang a coat on those things.

by eastondle February 26, 2012

Dick tit

A person or object that is:
a. Someone who's such an asshole you don't know what to call them
b. A pretty woman you meet at the pub, have a few drinks with then go back to your place with, only to realise she has much more downstairs. Or...
c. That one bloke you want to beat the absolute shit out of

Jesus, your such a... a.... dick tit!
Why did you approach me you dick tit?!
I swear to God that dick tit is gonna get it...

by soulofadeadman November 15, 2016

Tit Spit

A chunky, salsa like liquid that comes out of a woman's titties; especially when they're on their period.

Boyfriend: God dammit! Clean up your Tit Spit!

by Iggi Niggi August 30, 2019

hoochie tits

breasts that have cone-nipples and are small in size.

That skinny girl has a set of hoochie tits.

by fox14has November 11, 2011

Tit fished

when girls use photo tricks to make her boobies look much bigger than they actually are.

So i met with Tiffany for the first time and she is definitely not a D cup, I just got tit fished

by Ellyfluffybunny October 9, 2020

Tit woman

Jennifer Lopez

'' Hey, who's the celeb, who always shows off her tits?"
'' Oh, you don't know her?" It's Jlo, Jennifer Lopez, Tit Woman."

by KidLAROI2020 August 21, 2022