boy bands

I wouldn't even call these "bands" because they play no instruments and can barely sing. To make matters worse, every one follows the same formula:

-- the good looking guy;
-- the talented guy (the only one who can actually sing);
-- the shy, quiet guy;
-- the "older brother" type; and
-- the "bad boy."

Boy bands are creepy. Here's 5 guys in their late-twenties and early-thirties who sing love songs to 12- and 13-year-old girls! Boy bands make R. Kelly look like the Patrib Saint of Chastity!

by Bozz Hawg April 7, 2004

Pajama Boy

An insufferable Man-Child. About as threatening as Michael Cera and so nerdy he could guest-host on an unwatched MSNBC show. The purpose of Pajama Boy is not to get people to buy health insurance, but to get a rise out of more powerful personas.

Pajama Boy is an insufferable Man-Child probably reading The Bell Jar and looking forward to a hearty Christmas meal of stuffed tofurkey. If he has anything to say about it, Obamacare enrollments will spike in the next few weeks in Williamsburg and Ann Arbor.

by nobody79 June 2, 2016

Swag boy

A boy that thinks he's hotter than a 2 pistol and makes sure everyone knows

Henry told me that he fell from heaven, he's such a swag boy

by Ki24 February 4, 2019

Blow boy

To provide sexual favors such as blowjobs to advance yourself in life

Adam is a blow boy, he is liked by one (receiver of sexual favors) and hated by many due to this

by The pawns August 2, 2020

poor boying it

Walking. Lacking other modes of transportation. Usually referencing a lack of funds.

You pitchin' in for gas?...
No!!!...
Guess you'll be po' boyin it then.
See ya, loser.

by curtisjlowe April 2, 2004

Bugel Boy

A sexual move that was created and perfected in the Jersey shore area. It is when a male craps into a condom, then ties the condom off, effectively making a dildo with human feces. The male then proceeds to dildo a female with the crap-filled condom.

I took a shit and then gave my girlfriend the ol' Bugel Boy.

by CranHigh June 2, 2008

Ketchup boy

A ketchup boy (or girl) is someone who lacks a sophisticated and/or well rounded palate. This person prefers the most basic of condiments, ketchup, above all other condiments.

Naw, Sean won't try that new restaurant; he's such a ketchup boy there's nothing on the menu he'd try.

by JediJake November 26, 2016