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Finnish suicide 

1. When a person is suicidal, but not brave enough to hold a gun to their head, and so decides too wear all dark clothing and walk along the shoulder on a busy road when it's dark out. Bonus stupidity points awarded if it is also snowing and/or raining.

2. Those persons who are under the impression that they are ninjas and do the above mentioned nighttime road walking in dark cloths. You are not a ninja. You can be killed.
I just about had a heart attack! I hate Finnish suicides! At least wear a white hoody or something!
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some thing horrible that you shouldnt do. if you feel like you have ost eveyrthing and theres nothign more to live for then remember that you have soo many people who love you and hang on to that thought. that the last thing you have needs to stay.
dont kill yourself its the fastest road to nowhere. suicide is ridiculous
suicide by imgoingtobe13soon November 25, 2007
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para suicide  

When someone who is paralyzed tries to kill themself.
You know Linda in a wheelchair commited para suicide last night,she cut her wrist.
para suicide by Jaime Morris October 18, 2008

Mutual Suicide Watch 

an up and coming metal band from Mchenry/island lake illinois, i highly suggest that u check them out
MAN: "No Man's Land is one of the best songs by Mutual Suicide Watch"

GUY: "Chyeah!!"
self-pitty.
permedent result for temporary problem.
the most selfish thing one could possiably do.
so and so thought they had no one to talk to and no one that cared, they hung themslefs. and 3 days later you should of seen how many people were crying looking at his casket.
suicide by kaite January 24, 2004
a meritorious act in which individuals remove themselves from existence, thus helping to solve the issue of overpopulation.
individuals who unsuccessfully attempt to end their lives on railroad tracks or major roads and cause delays ought to be shot by a commuter!
the rapist realized what a piece of shit he was, and no longer wanted to live, so he carved out his own guts, effectively and slowly committing suicide.
suicide by cmt_84 August 13, 2008
a term refered to when a girl is in a bad mood.
you would say, "she must have suit" (something up in there).
suit by perv boy May 4, 2005