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University of Arkansas at Little Rock 

A mid-sized but little known university in Little Rock, Arkansas (the state's capital city). In contrast to the traditional college experience, University of Arkansas at Little Rock (UALR) has a large percentage of working adult students and numerous professors are familiar with the job market outside of academia. The university is the only metropolitan-based college within Arkansas (almost an oxymoron.. :D!!). Advantages of attending include a helpful staff, small class size, highly available internships, and great job placement following graduation. Disadvantages to attending include no Trojan (the mascot) football team for the university (still), strict smoking policies, no co-ed dorms, and less partying than a young person would expect in a college experience. Overall, a great school in a practical sense, but even with all it's student life does not offer the entertainment value of related schools.
John: Hey, where are you going to college?
George: University of Arkansas at Little Rock.
John: Why aren't you going to University of Arkansas at Fayetteville?
George: Well, Little Rock's finances don't depend on the Walton family to help bolster the hill-ridden diploma mill and second-rate athletics, staff are familiar with the responsibilities of their job, there are more (and larger) scholarships available, and following graduation I can actually have a job related to my degree instead of having a master's degree in computer science and being a salesperson working at Best Buy.
John: Word. Still, PIG SOUEE!!
George: *facepalms*
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Holy Trinity of Rock 

The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, and The Who — considered to be the greatest rock 'n' roll bands ever.
All sixties, all British, all of them kicked major ass. Without the Holy Trinity of Rock, rock 'n' roll would not exist anymore.
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To rock someone 

Fight/ beat tf outta someone
To rock someone : Danielle finna rock lil tay anyday now cuz she needs an ass whoopin from somebody if her parents not gonna do it themselves.

Sean's Fundamental Law of Rock Skipping 

The theory that, any rock, no matter the shape or size, can still skip a considerable distance upon a body of water if spun fast enough. This theory disproves that a rock HAS to be flat in order to skip upon water.

NOTE: This theory was in fact proven through vigorous testing during a boring afternoon near a lake.
Kid: "Hey, that rock is squarish. It wont skip on the lake. You need to find a flat one."

Friend: "No, it should skip. Sean's Fundamental Law of Rock Skipping disproves that myth."

Kid: "It doesn't have to be flat?"

Friend: "Nope"

indie rock 

1.Music not signed to a label or not signed to a major label.
2.Underground, somewhat experimental, music. (modest mouse, sigur ros, the decemberists)
3. A tribe of people, hipsters, indie kids who all try to latch onto the next hip band before their friend does.
Sonic Unyon is an indie rock label.
indie rock by julie October 13, 2003

Mothers Against Hard Rock 

A Bunch Of Stupid, Closed Minded Cows Who Want To Attack People Just Like Us,Who Make Music That Can Save Lives And Has Meaning.

I Say If They Took The Time To Find Out The Meaning Of The Lyrics/Songs, They'd Feel Like Retards. And So They Should.

VIVA MCR ^_^
The Members Of Mothers Against Hard Rock Are In The Group Because They Dont Want To Let Out Their Own Phsycological And Physical Problems.
Mothers Against Hard Rock by Karaa September 15, 2007

post-emo indie rock 

softly-sung vocals, very little screaming or harshness. A very "pretty" sound. was once said by christie front drive that "this is what emo kids listen to when they make love".
post-emo indie rock post emo indie rock
christie front drive, boy's life, the promise ring, evergreen, sunny day real estate, elliot, mineral, get up kids are all post-emo indie rock bands.
post-emo indie rock by Brittany September 6, 2003