Emo poser

1. a discrace to emos worldwide.

2. an ugly, poser emo girl who has nothing better to do than cut herself horizontally like a pussy to get attention and call herself "emo", when she can just deal with her ONE problem, stop cutting herself and calling herself emo so people stop talking shit and maybe make more than ONE friend.

3. a girl that got her ass whooopeedd by someone sexy :)

sexy girl: "you dont even know what emo is"

emo poser: yes i do (shows horizontal pussy cuts)

sexy girl: SO? just cuz u cut urself doesnt mean ur emo

emo poser: "im emo, its just what i am"

LMFAO

by joe smith brown little girl December 18, 2007

emo dance

The main purpose of Emo Dancing is to show others how completely at one you are with the music. To show how passionate you are about it, like the mentality is "I have nothing else in life, music and self-expression are my everything".

Look out for these Emo Dance moves at a scuzzy, dirty gig venue near you:

1) Primarily practiced by the male of the species, but occasionally by the drunk/high Emo Chick, one holds onto the right ankle with the right hand, and jumps about, moving the leg up and down in a jerk-knee movement in time with excessive head-banging.
2) Emo Chick favourite - the girl puts her arms into the air, or entangles them in her back-combed hair, and jumps up and down, round and round, kicking up the legs as if she's trying to kick her own ass.
3) The classic choice when in an extremely space-limited mosh pit, for either girls or guys. Raise one arm in that stupid fist-and-finger-salute thing, and jump up and down repeatedly.

by Poplinda February 6, 2007

emo kids

Kids who have a lot of emotion. They don't necessarily cut or try to kill themselves. Some of them just write a lot of poetry to deal with the crappy hand life has dealt them. I am an emo kid, and I don't appreciate all the anti-emo crap. We're not all stupid cutters. we don't all want to die. Some of us just have a hard time. I write songs and poetry to express the feelings I have. So for all of you who hate emo kids, take a step back and think about what you mean. We aren't all stupid, so don't trash us before you get to know us.

Those emo kids are really good at writing poetry.

by Don't hate me for who I am April 9, 2007

emo glasses

A type of black-framed glasses often worn by emo enthusiasts and lesbians. Also occasionally seen worn by guys who are trying way too hard to look smarter than they actually are.

Emo glasses can be seen frequently in non-chain coffee shops in college towns.

by Ryan Thompson August 10, 2004

hardcore emo

An oxymoron. If emo stands for emotional, then why is it hardcore?

Hardcore emo = jumbo shrimp

by fbender June 15, 2006

emo girls

Pseudo-intelligent idiots who dress and act a certain way in attempt to fit into the "emo" subculture. That's all they are -- they're not original, they're not sophisticated, they're shallow little teenage shitbags who want sex from like-minded emo shitbags.

I'm into photography, I took many of the first pictures that were put up on this website. I don't take pictures of myself in a mirror and post them under "emo" and "scene".

I play the guitar too, and I can say that 99% of all emo songs consist of power chords and simple pentatonic solos played in the same key. They don't have any real emotion, just gaudy over-fermented lyrics. Real emotion = Steve Vai or Jeff Beck.

Example: The emo girl read this definition, it angered her, and she gave it a thumbs down.

by bryan18 August 1, 2005

emo snapping

An emo snapping his/her fingers. They're usually snapping their fingers to the theme of "The Addams Family."

Fred, stop your god damn emo snapping, "The Addams Family" isn't even that good!

by Astarok June 26, 2008