donkey

a term used to describe an inept staffer to an ineffective Congressman or Representative.

Those donkeys in Filner's office wouldn't know a Resolution from Shinola.

by Alfonz B. Man May 30, 2006

donkey anal

basically its when an ishmael and another ishmael crawl up a christof's asshairs and out of one his many booty hole. This means that ishmael is a succ boi and he like to eat christof's greek nut.

alex is a stupid donkey anal

by bigsuccnutboi623 September 26, 2016

get off my donkey

A term used by players of the game Magic: the Gathering to tell another player to stop drafting the same color cards.

"Get off my blue donkey, bitch!"

by Jordan May 28, 2004

donkey slam

A variation of the donkey punch, though instead of delivering a punch to the back of the head, you grab them by their hair and slam their face into the ground. Best when executed on a hardwood floor, concrete, etc.

Bobbo delivered a vicious donkey slam to the woman, and she didn't move for quite awhile.

by Tall Olaf August 27, 2007

donkey kong

The insertion of a banana into the rectum during a sexual act.

"There was a fruit basket beside the bed, so I gave that bitche the Donkey Kong."

by Tons of Fun July 15, 2008

Donkey Punch

Don't you guys know? It's the name of a British film.

Dude, we watched 'Donkey Punch' for shitty movie night and it really wasn't that bad.

by Thatguythatwatcheddonkeypunch July 28, 2011

donkey

something or someone that is big and goofy-looking.

"yo man that teachers hair looks like it just came out of a tornado. soo0o0o donkey."
"haha that shiit is so donkeyed out, the apple looks like oprahs saggy ass AND its blue"

by michael oslon March 1, 2007