dick slap 

the act of slapping a ho with your dick

give him the dick slap!
i dick slapped a ho from here to nabrisco!

dick slap by Nick! December 5, 2002

dick in a box 

R&B song parody that Justin Timberlake performed on Saturday Night Live (otherwise known as SNL). The main part of the video contains Timberlake and SNL cast member Andy Samberg dancing with Christmas-wrapped boxes, attached to their genitals. Probably one of SNL's best sketches in at least 10 years, and makes me forget about the Nipplegate incident of 2004.

1. Cut a hole in the box.
2. Put your junk in the box!

It's my dick in a box!

dick in a box by The Producer December 27, 2006

dick bender 

A woman who sprains dicks

"Man, Maria, you hoochy mamma!!....you're such a dick bender. You sprained my dick for the 5th time this week. You keep this up, and I'll be able to pee around corners."

dick bender by soar in AZ December 15, 2008

dick rider 

A male who is consistently kissing another man's ass in attempt to gain his acceptance, laughs a little too loud at jokes in an attempt to fit in, seems to mold himself out of another man he admires <scary!> wanting to be just like another dude so much it gets to the point where it becomes an abnormal obssession that causes his idol to try to avoid him and his idol's girlfriend to get freaked out by the dick rider's clinginess.

Oh, Todd just changed his opinion again because he overheard what Steve thought about the subject. He even tries to wear his hair like Steve! What a dick rider!

dick rider by sjane November 14, 2005

dick time 

to have sex

"Yo, I'm goin' over to Susie's. Gonna spend some dick time."

"Did you and Joey go to the movie last night?"
No, we just stayed at my place and got some dick time in."

dick time by Wittgenstein52 July 9, 2010

dick cheney 

a chain that hangs from the male genatalia.

Grant Bird O'Neill went to the piercing parlor and got a dick cheney.

dick cheney by Shiny Sam the Magic Man June 9, 2004

dick fart 

A distinct activity in which the male scrotum acts as a secondary lung, assisting the body in the oxygen cycling process. As the sac inflates, the body achieves a moment in which it processes oxygen with %89 efficiency as opposed to the female breast sac that receives at 77%. Oxygen is drawn in through the lungs , then pushed to the sac. A secondary source of intake depends on each person. The anus acts as a third air duct that allows for oxygen to be taken in. As the sac deflates, residual oxygen forms bubble like crevices within the inner sac wall. Over time, these bubbles end up rising and following the path through the male penis, a bubble, causing a slight bit noticeable sound as if an infant had burped.

I always feel intense relief after a long winded dick fart

dick fart by RH Paperstacks April 27, 2015