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Noob Stick

A tool used to educate, and reform noobs by bludgeoning them tell they know better. Usually a blunt object like a baseball bat with nails protruding from it, or wrapped in razor wire.
Learn to play before I beat you within an inch of your life with the noob stick!
by Saint of Games May 3, 2011
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puddin stick

A dick that can't satisfy a woman or the dick can't get a woman off before himself.
Mike had a puddin stick last night!
by bnewcom October 3, 2013
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Lard on Sticks

Lard on sticks is a pointless phrase that can be used in any situation and means whatever you want it to.
1. "You suck at cod."
"Yeah and you suck at lard on sticks."

2."Oh, for crying out loud, i said bacon and eggs."
"Make your own damn bacon and lard on sticks."
by Zultan009 May 18, 2010
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Stick a tit in it

Function: verb
Origin: from put a sock in it
Date: september 2008
1. Roughly translated means "shut-up" or stop talking,
But was tweeked to through a subtle blow at someone's immature attitude.
2.Used to encourage someone to stop whining like a little baby.

Bonus!: If someone's whinning like or acting like a pussy, you could also tell them to put a tampax up it.
Person A: I don't want to walk all the way back to the car; it's too far
Person B: It's two blocks
Person A: I don't care; it's too far; my feet hurt.
Person B: Oh, stick a tit in it!
by J. L. Fields January 20, 2009
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Bummy Sticks

The art of rubbing one's ass against another ass, as if you are giving a reverse lapdance.
"I wanted to discreetly feel how rock solid KiKi's ass was, so I decided to play a little Bummy Sticks"
by Jesslyn Kelly October 1, 2008
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carrot sticks

Something that is also called clem. Loves cucumber and carrots. When you have all of these things you are called a carrot stick.
by Cucumber and carrots September 10, 2019
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Pleasure Stick

A stick used to pleasure a man or woman for long periods of time.
Man : Are you into pleasure sticks?
Woman : No, what the fuck is wrong with you!
Man : Nothing wrong with using a stick to please yourself!
by SilentFissure December 29, 2016
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