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Fuck me

Something a girl would never say too me
by Make A Wish Child February 27, 2021
mugGet the Fuck memug.

Moose fuck

Where you fuck someone’s face so hard it gets morphed into the shape of a moose head, and then you cum so hard it shoots out there a lil land crystallizes into antlers
“I moose fucked sara so hard
by PuppyThatNuts May 9, 2025
mugGet the Moose fuckmug.

fucking nonce

a person who likes kids ally im talking about you
by fgdhjdfgh May 9, 2025
mugGet the fucking noncemug.

shit-fuck

(noun)
1. Shit: /ʃɪt/ (shɪp)
2. Fuck: /fʌk/ (dʌk)

1. The highest form of insult, surpassing all other forms of derogatory remarks or gestures. It is used to describe

individuals who are considered to be the lowest form of scum or human excrement, exhibiting disgraceful behaviour, extreme stupidity or ignorance.

2. The only legitimate replacement when the word ‘cunt’ just isn’t severe enough.

3. It can also be used to refer to the worst possible situation or circumstances imaginable, indicating a highly unfavourable or distressing state.
1. 'After his offensively stupid remarks, the Prime Minister was therefore referred to as a shit-fuck until the end of days.'

2. 'The company's decision to lay off all its employees was a shit-fuck for the entire workforce.'

3. 'This week has just been a complete shit-fuck. Every member of staff was laid off today because the repugnant shit-fucks in government completely shit-fucked the UK economy.'

4. 'The UK Governments approach to politics was an absolute shit-fuck.'

5. 'Nobody knew which way to vote because both Conservative and Labour leaders were complete shit-fucks. The UK

was basically paddling up shit-creek, on a dildo shaped powder keg, with only it's tears for lube.'
by Aceof5pades June 28, 2024
mugGet the shit-fuckmug.

Fucking

Guy 1: I live in Fucking
Guy 2: What
by BIGMUSCLEMAN123 December 9, 2020
mugGet the Fuckingmug.

Fucked up fruit

An ugly girl that you can't quite explain. In context think of women as fruits, and the fucked up fruits are the ones that don't get bought at the supermarket and get thrown out and eaten by bums.
Friend: "Bro check out that ugly chick"
Me: "Eww dude thats one fucked up fruit"
by Khwizzle October 26, 2010
mugGet the Fucked up fruitmug.

YOUR FUCKING MOM BITCH

means ur mom is a fucking bitch and ur a piece of shit
q57uryfgj YOUR FUCKING MOM BITCH eryrdsf
by weaplrkyjwelrhry;as/ May 25, 2022
mugGet the YOUR FUCKING MOM BITCHmug.

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