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Roades

a cool dude, kinda a dick. roades really likes fire and scaring the shit out of kids. he love chemicals and pirates. sub to the science pirate
mr. Roades is a duche but he’s cool ig
by Saturns Rings November 12, 2018
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Road retard

A road retard is someone who walks into the middle of the road without looking. Often when with a gay best friend who mocks them for being a retard.
Splatttttttt ^girl walks into the road and is splatted^
Person 1 ‘ damnnnn that’s a road retard’
Person 2 ‘road retard’
by Yanooiii November 19, 2018
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Roadee

Best people to eva live

Team leaders: Amy+Nadine

Queen: JoJo siwa
King: Rick

Members: Verity, Sarah, Mr Sutton, Mr Adams, Aldrich

Ps. Our spiritual animal is a Rhino :) 🦏 🦏🦏🦏🦏
‘They’re such a roadee’
‘Roadeeeeeeeeeeeee’
by Naadz November 21, 2018
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Road John

A “John ” is the hardest man on the streets yh. Him and Ed run eccy road fam and are the cheekiest men on de block fam. Get on there bad side And they will call up big man Zac the weed farmer to intimidate the Bdale Mandem.
Yo rud boi, there’s a Road John near by, we should run fam.
Road John means hardest man in the park.
by Roadman 21savage lookin man November 24, 2018
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Roadcap

Huge cock that destroys anyone in its path
What a huge Roadcap size cock
by PapiEthan05 November 27, 2018
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Road guard spirit

An Army term for when road guards seek motivation from one another when swapping out positions.
Road guard 1- “road guard relief

Road guard 2- “road guard spirit
RG1- “Hoooaah”
by Dbogie November 29, 2018
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Road Kill

An old, hag looking, ghetto weave that sits awkwardly on top of the head . Road Kill weaves don't move or flow, they stay stuck in one position like a crooked

postage stamp.

You'll know when you see a weave that has entered Road Kill stage because it looks like a car that needs a front end alignment (which is exactly the problem with a Road Kill weave: it needs to be realigned).

One of the most ridiculous looking Road Kill weaves are blond because it is the most unnatural looking model of Roadkill.

Also called a Davey Crooked.
Why does that stripper's weave look so menacing like a Hunter's wall ornament?

Oh, she's new and just started making money, so she'll probably lose the Road Kill by her next shift.
by BTGSOLDIEROFYHVH December 6, 2018
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