Roades

a cool dude, kinda a dick. roades really likes fire and scaring the shit out of kids. he love chemicals and pirates. sub to the science pirate

mr. Roades is a duche but he’s cool ig

by Saturns Rings November 12, 2018

Lana rhoades child

A child with approximately 5 million dads because their mother did some nasty stuff with them

Person 1: Oh look it’s Lana rhoades child
Person 2: Isn’t that the person with 2752725271525 dads

by Amongusinreallifesussus August 10, 2021

Country Roads

A type of civil engineering used to take one home to the state of West Virginia. The radio stations that play in said area make many listeners recall there homes that are usually far away. When people drive down them they feel as though they should have been quicker, therefore being there yesterday.

Take me home, Country Roads

by YungTurkey December 17, 2018

roadside blonde

Roadside blonde a destroyer of men

One of the three in hell on heals lyrics

So wasted I treated myself the IUD was placed all hairy Carrie

Another victim of a roadside blonde

by Tonythetiler May 27, 2017

Country Roads

The song that is said to be heard at the end of the world, as meteors fall and a poop-filled volcano erupts near you.

Country roads plays in background
"The pipes... the pipes!

...Wait! It's erupted! It's erupted!"
-RTGame, 2018

by seems like every name's taken July 29, 2019

Muh Roads

A satirization of an argument often used concerning public infrastructure. The phrase is making fun of a mistaken assumption most people in favor of public infrastructure make, where they typically argue that only a coercive government is capable of building and maintaining roads and whatever else they typically mean by “natural public utilities”. Since this assumption is so common and refutable, the phrase "Muh Roads" was coined to make fun of arguments claiming that infrastructure couldn't possibly be made on a private, consensual basis.

Joe: But if not for government, who will build the roads?!?
Sam: By any means that doesn't violate human ri-
Joe: BUT... MUH ROADS!!!

(Credit to Jon Roelofs for publicizing the basis for the definition and examples)

by Muh Roads January 17, 2023

RoadShitter

People who are so OCD that they refuse to use public restrooms but are perfectly fine taking a shit on the highway

Person 1: I had to take a shit at the turnpike again
Person 2: jesus christ! Don’t be a roadshitter! Use the public rest stop for crying out loud!

by The Khaizer July 8, 2020