Burned Off 

The act of racing someone down a freeway/motorway and subsequently kicking their ass.

I totally burned off this Audi RS6 in my R8 the other day

I got burned off in my Golf R32 by a dude in a Lambo

Burned Off by Pulling_power April 18, 2010

Burnicane 

The amalgam of a hurricane and an ignited BP oil spill. You know, a burnicane.

Upon firing a flaming arrow into the oil enriched hurricane, the adventurer had transformed the hurricane into a burnicane, thus giving the natural disaster the edge it needed to effectively wipe out the tranarachnid invasion. The world was saved and the degree of collateral damage astronomical.

Burnicane by Nitro Wonder June 6, 2010

burning my crumpets 

Getting on your nerves; making you angry

Kevin: "WTF, there's been a commercial break like every ten minutes during this show!"

Fergus: "IKR. It's burning my crumpets."

Kevin: "I'm away to the pub instead."

Fergus: "Word."

burning my crumpets by marganin January 6, 2011

Burning Sphincter Bombs 

when you take a crap and it sprays and burns so bad from too much hot and spicy food and still burns after your done wiping

ow! My ass is on fire! damn those Burning Sphincter Bombs!!

Burning Sphincter Bombs by jordiea January 22, 2011

Burning Fapper 

Someone who throws up all over themselves and uses the vomit as lube to get a burning sensation from the stomach acid while also masturbating.

Kieth, get off my couch, you burning fapper.

Burning Fapper by Breast Thong November 9, 2012

Burnt Pork

When one expects to be porked (have sex), but no pork actually occurs, only humiliation.

Chris: Dude, I was about to pork Jen, but her mom came in while I was taking off my pants!

Brad and Bobby: Ohhhhhhh burnt pork!!

Burnt Pork by ridonkulousridonks September 21, 2012

Burning Blow 

When you shove a penis so far down your throat, you can feel the stomach acid.

The tip of my dick is burned off now because she gave me a burning blow!

Burning Blow by Pablo Andreas May 17, 2013