doing a jake

To do a half arsed job.

To say you are going to do something then cut all corners known to man

When filing documents you file some of them back words. The next person to see them says who filed these? Whoever filed the was "doing a Jake"

by Quarba July 9, 2010

The Do Me

When you see a hot girl and you want her to do you, you lay down on the ground on your back, you bring your feet up past your head (so your crotch is in your face) and you have your butt facing up, you put both hands on your butt cheeks, and rock forward and back screaming "Deh, Deh!" Then you jump up and scream "Do Me!"

Joe: Man, that girl's hot!
Matt: Yeah, I wish I knew something to attract her attention.
Joe: Just do The Do Me!
Matt: Great idea!

by cowboymatt1 October 16, 2014

Doing a Fernley

Getting so hammered that you throw up a few times before puking blood and getting rushed to hospital from a good party.

person 1: Man whats happening to jake?
Person 2: He's "Doing a Fernley", looks bad this time as well
Person 1: Ouch

by Cage123 July 13, 2009

Do a dad

Doing a dad is an act that is hilarious to those all around you but their laughter only drives you into the downward spiral known as doing a dad. Doing a dad shoots your emotive side into overdrive warp speed. It can start off small, but the tears keep coming until all that is left of someone doing a dad is a blithering mound of tears sniffles and soiled handkerchiefs. All it takes is a few jokes at the person's expense like prodding their man-breasts and saying "Gor blimey, they're like titties them, tubbs", then the water works come on much to the amusement of the audience.

The phrase comes from a real person, with real emotional displays, who regulary did a dad. Do a dad is now a common phrase all over the world, usually preceeded by don't.

Chris: "Waddle waddle! Ha! Bill, you walk like a penguin!"
Bill: "MMnnn. Boo hoo! <cry cry cry>"
Tom: "Oh god, don't cry about it!"
Chris: "Oh! C'mon don't do a dad."

by Jeffrey Douglas September 3, 2006

doing a haye

When a bloke acts a knobhead in a pub and runs his mouth, threatening to punch peoples lights out and send them home in an ambulance, only to get his arse kicked all over the car park. The person doing a Haye normaly has small man syndrom and is ultimatly made to look a dick, often in front of his wife / girlfriend

Did you see Mike last night at closing time doing a Haye? threatened to Murder this bloke in the bar. Im off to visit him in the Hospital tommorow.

by Nickthepower July 4, 2011

doing laundry

The act of a woman sucking a mans rod, down to the balls and wet.

My girlfriend came over last night and did my laundry.

by Wyatt July 15, 2003

do rag

the do rag is not for rappers is for keeping the afro cover, anyone can wear it. a piece of cloth of many colors, that u put over your head and hopefully matches your outfit.

do rag r worn by wiggers too.

by lol October 22, 2003