ill call you right back

What you tell your wife when yo side bitch is calling in.
"hey honey ill call you right back its work calling in"
by bitchplease09 December 20, 2017
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not to be confused with sniper(unless the sniper has ACOG and a silencer) the call of duty modern warfare 2 campershave no skill while they sit in a corner and pick people off, there are very few times when camping can be justified(protecting HQ, Bomb, Bomb site, care package, sniping with real sniper (not acog))
call of duty modern warfare 2 campers use m16s, ump45s shotguns with silencers, often time heartbeat sensors, or scar Hs
by timmy!!! libila timma February 13, 2010
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A saying you say when someone tell you you did something wrong
Mark: you left the stove on

Jack: well fuck my ass and call me Betty
by Chayzer December 11, 2016
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An expression of enlightenment and revelation concerning information that was previously unknown.
Sam and J rode down highway 81 to the honky tonk bar. A Wheeler Walker Jr. song played over the truck radio - Eatin Pussy, Kickin Ass.
Sam looked at J. Her eyes glistened with regret.

"J, we have a situation," Sam said.
"What happened?"
"I seem to have shit my pants, J"
"Well slap my knee and call me pickle, Sam," J muttered. "I'm turnin' this truck around baby."
by ChandlerHasStrongShoulders March 27, 2022
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Something to be said when some thing completely and utterly random happens/is said.
Duncan: "Hey, do guys seen my chocolate salamander?"
Fandango: "Well butter my back and call me a biscuit!"
by Zorgithatoob November 27, 2010
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A term of great surprise, usually yelled and used without conscious thought.
Normal:What you get on your test retard

Retard: An A+

Normal:LICK MY BALLS AND CALL ME SKIPPY!!!
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Guy: will you go out with me?
Girl:No
Guy:Shoot me in the head and call me David
by Clorox_Bleach April 26, 2016
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