When you get a fat girl, and take her to taco bell, order her three bean burritos, then have her eat them. You take her home and get her naked, put your head on her belly and rub it. When you hear a rumbling, you bend her over, put you head above 3 inches from her butt hole, and let her fart into your mouth. If you are lucky you will get a bean.

"Hey did you give that girl a rusty bean last night," said johnny.
"Oh yeah, for sure," said Dale

Rusty Bean by johnny hol-mes March 25, 2010

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juju bean

A small oval round shaped candy that you smoke crack in. Then you put a juju on the ground and you turn it all around then you step on it.

Yo son pass that hard hard yo, we need to get me dat juju bean kid!

juju bean by poopstick master January 22, 2011

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Nelson Bean

A specific type of Nelson that has an large mouth for eating various Mitch Lunches or throwing goldfish into. Much of the time he can be found in his natural habitat working for Dr. Bean or playing bass. An uncommon trait of the Nelson Bean is acting white, however, at the same time appearing black on the outside. He also has a habit of blurting out odd phrases. Cation: he is unusually protective of his food and may become aggressive and prone to humping or rubbing his ass on the you.

Matt B: Nelson what's wrong?
Nelson: I have bengay on my balls!

N'Dugu Jamz for life!!!

Nelson Bean by Funk Masta' Pueblo March 20, 2005

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jelly bean racist

Someone who doesn't like black jelly beans.

It has nothing to do with hating black people. In fact, black people can be jelly bean racist too.

- Anyone want some jelly beans?
- Yes sir! But don't give me no black ones. I'm jelly bean racist!

jelly bean racist by UrbanPrick August 17, 2011

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