Trotterless Donkey

This ignorant beast was formed when Uncle PecTOR decided to cross Satan’s Stinkybridge, as he had the opportunity to alleviate his Obsessive Canine disorder OCD. He did this to ensure that the kennels were pristine for when Steven Mcrgregor went to Preston to get ironed.
As uncle PecTOR reached his destination, he was as bald as a coot, and a donkey was stood right by the kennels with its trotters in a brown bin looking pignorant as Horez.

Jake texts Steven to receive what can only be described as a trotterless donkey.

by Uncle Pecter July 08, 2019

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donkey bagger

Democrat; Liberal; follower of President Obama and his administration; a believer of the Not So Affordable Bam Bam Care Act;
synonym: fucknub

Liberal to a Conservative: What's a 'donkey bagger', I've never heard of that? Conservative: "Well, ol' pal, it's like the donkey shows in Tijuana, only instead of a skank stripper and a donkey, it's a Liberal Democrat fucknub and a donkey.

by Pseudo Nym 1963AQ August 17, 2013

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Donkey fever

Verb tense: When, in the course of a poker game, betting and raising reaches a fever pitch. All rational thought among poker players ceases to exist and 7♧4♧ becomes a Premium hand. Drugs, alcohol and monkey-tilt create an atmosphere of sick action i.e. donkey fever.

At 3am, 4 or 5 players were all-in every hand, it was pure Donkey Fever

by Don Key IIII September 28, 2020

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Donkey Liquid

The unholy byproduct of a donkey after consuming nothing but jalapeños and expired dairy. Often found pooling in unfortunate places, it’s best known for clearing out rooms, disrupting friendships, and making even the strongest of men weep uncontrollably.

Damn. Who let that donkey eat those jalapeños? He's been spewing donkey liquid all day!

by Ryunoku September 29, 2024

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Glass donkey

Glass Donkey is another word for big p*ussy, if you get called this…you’re living your life wrong and need to turn it around, Loser.

Doctor : Are you a virgin?
Jack : yes
Doctor : damn you don’t get no b*tches

Jack : dude I get girls

Doctor : sounds like you’re a little glass donkey

Jack : *dies*

by prideguy69 October 29, 2021

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