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Mystic Pizza

Mystic Pizza is a term used to describe the fake facade or false representation of items owned, success earned, and the false personas entertainers portray in their content. It is commonly used by rappers, musicians, actors, and social media influencers to acquire more viewership and subscriptions, listeners, and followers.

The term is a reference to the 1988 coming-of-age film “Mystic Pizza’’ starring 20-year-old Julia Roberts in her breakout role. Filmed locally in Mystic, Connecticut. The story centers on the love lives of sisters Daisy (Roberts) and Kat Arujo (Annabeth Gish) and their friend Jojo Barboza (Lili Taylor), who all work in the local pizzeria.

Over the years, the real Mystic Pizza shop, which opened in 1973, has become one of the village’s main tourist attractions. Even 30 years later, most of the filming locations remain recognizable, inside and out, with stories of their own to tell. Displaying the fake persona in which fans of the movie still believe that the story behind the movie was a true story.
I cannot believe she would stoop as low as to pay someone for mystic pizza to get more listeners?!
by Joey Murder June 5, 2024
mugGet the Mystic Pizzamug.

Pizza Face

When your so pimply you look like you've got a bunch of pepperoni pimples on your face.
Chris Pratt: Yo Chris did you see Chris's face?
Chris Hemsworth: I sure did! He's got a pizza face!
Chris Pines: Hey what are you guys talking about?
Chris Hemsworth: Oh nothing, Pizza face.
by Nadia Hoyte January 16, 2019
mugGet the Pizza Facemug.

hotdog and mustard pizza

The most vile combination of pizza toppings known to man-kind. Typically found in the frozen aisles of a British Aldi supermarket.
Person A: What the hell is that? It looks disgusting.

Person B: A hotdog and mustard pizza, with stuffed cheese crust.
Person A: I'm going to vomit.
Person B: I just did.
by unixfreak October 29, 2022
mugGet the hotdog and mustard pizzamug.

Moral pizza

When a work company buys pizza for every instead of giving better pay/better working environment
They gave everyone moral pizza instead of better working conditions.
by anonymous June 9, 2022
mugGet the Moral pizzamug.

Pizza

That delicious party food that is garunteed to give you a stomach ache
Adjective - that was really pizza

Noun - that hit like pizza does
by Nonsensical definitions February 24, 2021
mugGet the Pizzamug.

Pizza Ranch

Joey: Do you have pizza ranch in Texas

Liam: YEAH I DOOOOOOOO
by uncookedrice123 December 19, 2019
mugGet the Pizza Ranchmug.

Post Pizza Syndrome

When a person after eating pizza feels disgusted by the thoughts of other pizzas.
-Oh I just ate a whole pizza now I get the post pizza syndrome when I look at your pizza.
by the one and only ginger god March 25, 2019
mugGet the Post Pizza Syndromemug.

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