cock-block

Someone who uses different strategies to keep others from having sex

1. Courtney announces to others that a guy has herpes so even though eveyone gets a good laugh, no one will touch him.
2. Trashley: "Courtney is a natural-born cock-block because she falls asleep in the room everytime I want to bring my boyfriend in there!"

by maddox08 September 30, 2005

Cock Goblin

Someone or something that enjoys penis very much in them.
Cock goblins are also known as whores, sluts, skanks, dick licks, bobble heads, hood rats etc.

Brittany fucks a lot of people at school this year, yeahh shes a total cock goblin!

by Cock Goblin Master November 10, 2007

cock up

to mess something up. used primarily in England

also see fuck up

past tense: cocked up

That flaming retard Bush sure cocked up that war!

by Kono January 23, 2004

cock slapping

The practice of slapping someone's face with your penis, usually when erect. This is often performed as a joke when the recipient is either asleep or otherwise incapacitated.

Pablo is very into cock slapping, so he tried it on his girlfriend while she was blowing him, and she liked it.

by kalliburr May 21, 2012

cock-snacker

someone who loves to suck dick, one who snacks soley on penis

Pete though not admittedly gay is a huge cock-snacker

by Peter Dydo July 10, 2006

cock jedi

a girl that pisses you off then drags you into the bedrrom to fuck your brains out so you forget about beng angry as hell at her

that fucking whore tasha is such a cock jedi i can't get rid of her, who can argue with 6 times a day?

by Scott January 1, 2005

Stunt cock

A stand-in for a guy that can't close the deal with a girl because of sexual performance anxiety.

Tim: Hey Rick, how did your date go last night? Did you get some?
Rick: Everything was going great, I got to 3rd base but just couldn't do it.
Tim: Rick, the next time that happens give me a call. I'll come over and be your stunt cock.

by Que Dawg September 26, 2010