3 definitions by Kono

cock up

to mess something up. used primarily in England

also see fuck up

past tense: cocked up

That flaming retard Bush sure cocked up that war!

by Kono January 23, 2004

Vany

Slang for Vagina

Hey get that Vany off

by Kono July 11, 2022

corolla

Measurement: The number hair per square inch on a human body.

Inspired by Adam Corrolla, the beloved co-host of the radio show Loveline.

Gawd, that guy's ass is 100 corolla! Wiping must be like getting peanutbutter out of a shag carpet

by Kono January 23, 2004