Showerscaping

Two people unable to be together but very attracted, taking a shower at the same time fantasizing the other person is with them.

That hot babe suggested a showerscaping randevous tonight since we're so far apart

by Danjango April 22, 2023

shower daddy

the name dale arbus from horrible bosses wanted to use

me: we’re not calling it shower daddy because why you wanna shower with your dad

by i’m spongebob April 23, 2023

showerbug

when someone thinks ur being nice to them but it really means that they think ur a bug who gets stepped on in the shower

My little showerbug with broad shoulders 😍😍😍

by amgirl April 25, 2023

shower dick

something you say to someone who stinks

someone: *stinks*

you: SHOWER DICK

by miau:3 April 26, 2023

Shower cobweb

When you cum in the shower and it goes all stringy and clings to everything

I made some shower cobwebs

by Obmas the large April 28, 2023

Shower Burst

When you _bust_ a nut in the shower faucet.

_broooo!_ we saw him do a shower burst last night!

by magictheduncaning323 May 6, 2023

Shower Gel Paradox

A symptom of showering tierd -

When one showers in a reduced state of awakeness that they momentarily forget the application of shower gel and therefore are caught in an infinite loop of reapplying shower gel.

Mark: Adam was never seen again, legend has it his skin was bright red when they found him.

Leo: Ah the Shower Gel Paradox it's becoming an epidemic.

by MrDeeny May 23, 2023