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Showerscaping

Two people unable to be together but very attracted, taking a shower at the same time fantasizing the other person is with them.
That hot babe suggested a showerscaping randevous tonight since we're so far apart
by Danjango April 22, 2023
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shower daddy

the name dale arbus from horrible bosses wanted to use
me: we’re not calling it shower daddy because why you wanna shower with your dad
by i’m spongebob April 23, 2023
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showerbug

when someone thinks ur being nice to them but it really means that they think ur a bug who gets stepped on in the shower
My little showerbug with broad shoulders 😍😍😍
by amgirl April 25, 2023
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shower dick

something you say to someone who stinks
someone: *stinks*

you: SHOWER DICK
by miau:3 April 26, 2023
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Shower cobweb

When you cum in the shower and it goes all stringy and clings to everything
by Obmas the large April 28, 2023
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Shower Burst

_broooo!_ we saw him do a shower burst last night!
by magictheduncaning323 May 6, 2023
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Shower Gel Paradox

A symptom of showering tierd -

When one showers in a reduced state of awakeness that they momentarily forget the application of shower gel and therefore are caught in an infinite loop of reapplying shower gel.
Mark: Adam was never seen again, legend has it his skin was bright red when they found him.

Leo: Ah the Shower Gel Paradox it's becoming an epidemic.
by MrDeeny May 23, 2023
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