meat taboggan 

A line of at lead four to five middle aged men all having sex at the same time within a taboggan. Every man must synchronize their thrusts.

The other day the boys and I had a meat taboggan going.

meat taboggan by ExecutiveSweepy January 28, 2017

Meat sweats 

When you sweat or just to add emphasis on a sencentce.

"Hey Daniel I heard you just played a great game of tennis"
"Why yes I did, however I now have raging meat sweats"

Meat sweats by Hairy meat wallet January 31, 2017

Meat shower 

Is what happens to the 44oz steak you just ate after drinking a Guinness.

"I made Nick drink a guiness after dinner and he gave me a meat shower!"

Meat shower by Douchmagoosh February 4, 2017

Meat Grinder 

Extremely painful anal sex from the man's or "dominant" person's perspective

When I tried anal for the first time with my girl it was a meat grinder

Meat Grinder by JupiterLOJ February 12, 2017

Meat cigret 

A piece of meat shaped as a cigarette like beef jerky or jack links

Charles:"Hey stevo when u go to the store can u get me a meat cigret"
Stevo:"yeah I got u"

Meat cigret by Meat cigret February 18, 2017

Meat paddles 

The extremities we call hands.

My tits longed for his meat paddles.

Meat paddles by Whyiseveryhandletaken February 20, 2017

meat thot 

A female or male that isn't interested in a serious relationships; but is a cereal dater just for a decent meal.

The meat Thot expressed that she's not interested in us being a couple; but she still desires for us to par take in dinner dates.

meat thot by Toomich March 8, 2017