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Jack Ruby 

(v) the act of ambushing a person and shooting them with a fire arm at close range, typically resulting in the death of the person shot
I wish someone would Jack Ruby that sicko that is claiming he killed Jon Bennet Ramsey.
Jack Ruby by Joe>> September 13, 2008

jack off sandwich 

A sexual act in which one places 2 pieces of bread or toast around ones erect penis and masturbates into said bread. The cum soaked bread is then given to a willing and ready female (or male) for consumption

"Hey Schwa, I bet you'd really like a jack off sandwich"

"Hey run to the store and get me some bread, i'm really in the mood for a jack off sandwich"
Suffix meaning "to steal", generally applied to a vehicle or situation. Originates from the word hijack but bastardised for comic effect.
Dude 1: I was gonna go for a crap but someone's running a bath.

Dude 2: You should have jacked it.

Dude 1: Bathjacking?
jack by Mr. Cardboard November 6, 2011

lumber jack

A person who works in the woods for a living.
lumber jack by Mel Function September 5, 2003

apple jack 

A traditionally American liquor distilled from fermented apple cider, traditionally using a method known as freeze distillation, in which cold temperatures are used to freeze out the water in the 5-7% alcohol cider to the point that it is 40-50% alcohol. Prior to the required pasteurization, the hard cider base could be made simply by leaving store bought cider (kept in a glass jug with a metal cap, to allow airflow) in the sun. With modern sterile cider, both sugar and yeast must be added.

Unpasteurized cider may still be bought from farmers and hippies, but champagne yeast is already available, and there are countless recipes available on the Internet that will have your average high school alcoholic brewing his own alcohol in minutes.
Apple Jack can be made year round using store bought ingredients. The extreme cold needed to freeze alcohol (-117 deg. Celsius, really fucking cold!) means you don't even need a freezer; dry ice, available from behind the counter in many grocery stores, may simply be soaked in the yeasty beer to collect water ice.
apple jack by Macadaciouse September 2, 2006

Jack Show 

Refers to one being incredibly muscular or 'Jacked'. It could also refer to someone showing off their muscles, either needlessly (Walking around town shirtless on a summer day), or unintentionally (At the beach).
Example 1:

Bob: Hey Leroy, look at that dude walking down the street. Why the hell does he have his shirt off?

Leroy: I don't know. I bet he thinks he's a total Jack Show or something.

Bob: What an idiot!

Example 2:

I've been working out straight for about a year and I'm pretty sure I went from a tiny wimp to a complete Jack Show.
Jack Show by Mpk101 January 20, 2009