walks into the blobby

Used when someone walks in to the blobby

*walks into the blobby*

by Stoopidassname June 8, 2021

professional walker

simply put, a professional walker is a model. plain and simple.

hedi klum is a professional walker

by drockafella16345 January 23, 2008

Shadow Walking

walking behind some one as if you were there shadow and when they turn around act like nothing was happening

I was shadow walking john and it was so funny.

by JT,RT,RT,MR October 2, 2010

kay walking

1. The act of jay walking in an extremely blatant and/or dangerous manner. This behavior is common in dense urban areas, and often vexes the already angry motorists in such places.

2. Jay walking to such an extreme that it's no longer "j" but "k."

Look at that asshole kay walking! Douchebag is gonna wind up street pizza.

by pittbaster August 25, 2011

drunk walking

Walking around under heavy influence of alcohol, in a dream-like state resembling sleepwalking. Never remembered, but can be shown to have happened by evidence the following day.

I don't know why my pants are downstairs and the fridge door is still open...must've been drunk walking.

by eleventhtoe October 22, 2011

sauce walker

One who consumes an exorbitant amount of alcohol and then aimlessly walks around.

A person who goes on a drunken escapade.

One who walks around whenever they are drunk.

Tom was being such a sauce walker last night, we found him down the street in the neighbors yard.

If you sauce walk after only 1 beer, you're just pathetic.

by dakballs January 22, 2013

Joey Walker

He is a goofball. He plays guitar and sings sometimes in the band King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard and has a solo project, Bullant, where he produces experimental electronic music. He's regarded as the crackhead of the Lizard Wizards. He's also crazy talented and is also really cute. Whenever he sings the song gets 100x better because he is a magical being.

dude 1: "Joey Walker sings this song!"
dude 2: "OMGSKDJFNGSJKLDFGNILUERSHKJFD MY NEW FAVORITE SONG!!! I LOVE YOU JOEY MARRY ME!!!"

by bullant_owu January 11, 2021