Bruised Turd 

the state of looking so bad that you just don't look like shit but worse. You look like a turd that has been through the ringer; beat up; abused.

Example Person 1: This has been the week from hell!

Example Person 2: Gosh Diane, I can totally tell you look like a bruised turd.

Example Person 1: Thanks Cindy...

Bruised Turd by T-Floss February 23, 2011

Liberty Turd

The expulsion of faeces in any environment other than a locked and secured toilet/bathroom.

N.B: this includes shitting with the toilet door open but does not include soiling oneself in public.

Camper A; "I just had a brilliant liberty turd next to that pine tree."

Camper B; "Did you have toilet roll with you or did you go 'au naturel'?"

Camper A; "Luckily I had a pack of hand tissues in my jacket pocket."

Camper B "Sweet."

Son; "Dad, let me know how long you and Mum are going to be out for so I can have a shit with the door open."

Dad; "Ah the old liberty turd, will do Son."

Liberty Turd by rnaylevert July 5, 2012

Kratom Turd 

In the world of kratom there are many different ways to make it so you cannot taste it. A kratom turd is the specific method of making a paste with lime juice and honey and molding it into a pill like shape and freezing it, the result looks frighteningly similar to a Guinea Pig turd which is why the kratom community named it "kratom turd"

"Hey you got some kratom? "
"Yeah man, but I dont have the powder, only kratom turds."
"That's ok! That's my preferred way of taking it anyway"

"What are you up to"
"Molding kratom turds for tomarrow"

"Ah cool, make some for me"

Kratom Turd by Oywiththepoodles October 26, 2020

Heard Turd 

An object of fecal matter deposited in the bed of a significant other, typically done as an act of revenge or as a means of garnering attention.

Amber was feeling emotionally unstable as a result of not getting her way, so she laid a Heard Turd in Johnny’s bed.

Heard Turd by Cap’n Jack May 31, 2022

Dive-Bombing Turd 

Relating to some-one's actions or words. Going against social norms in less than reputable ways that ruin evenings without offering humorous anecdotes in return.

John is such a dive-bombing turd for saying that girl was fat. He could've atleast made it funny.

Dive-Bombing Turd by Dutch Kace January 12, 2011

Mexican turd face 

When you shit on a mexicans face then she has to prepare to eat the shit on her face while she is getting video taped

Dude, I gave my mexican girlfriend a Mexican turd face

Mexican turd face by Tim Blodgett November 10, 2006

dude turd

A huge larger that life turd produced by a huge larger than life size man or by an average sized man but took him hours of work to get it out.
It is called a dude turd because when you see it you exclam about the one who made it dude!

A big man's been in here look at that dude turd. And he frogot to flush.

dude turd by Deep Blue 2012 August 11, 2009