v.s. syndrome

when a women gives birth and starts to fall apart little by little!

"I don't know what happened to her she was hot before giving birth, I think she is suffering from v.s. Syndrome!"

by that dude a boogie January 21, 2010

azn syndrome

asian girls that act like they're cute cats and cry and squeal like a baby when having sex.

That chick in that porno would not shut up, she had azn syndrome, at least act like your enjoying it shit!

by Portlande November 29, 2010

Sun-Syndrome

When the sun comes out the chick's look GOOD! When the sun goes in, its back to reality. The summer makes any chick look good - must be a combination of sun stroke and more 'free' clothing on the part of the female.

WOW! That girl <who is usually ugly> looks stunning in this light. It must be Sun-Syndrome!

by Luke Mountford June 13, 2010

Banderas Syndrome

When a Mexican goes crazy after realizing that his Country is Doomed

Lady: Did you hear about the subway shooting?

Lady 2: Yes, that guy went crazy...

Lady: what do you think is wrong with him?

Lady 2: Banderas Syndrome. Thats what the doctors are calling it.

by Helden October 22, 2010

Billboard Syndrome

The inability to read more than six words at a given moment. With the onslaught of mass advertising especially on billboards, humans have become accustomed to reading words at speeds of 25mph to 65mph (legally). Advertisers must keep the number of words down to around six as to make the ads stand out with large fonts.

Billboard Syndrome presents itself when some one is given a document to read with more than twenty words, and they only read several (average of six) of those words. It is primarily used by Technical Support and System Admins, when giving written instructions (such as to access an e-mail address account or other company or organization system), and still call the Help Desk or Sys Admin for help.

by Dangerous Dann May 27, 2010

laughing syndrom

when one laughs alot and so hard that thier tummy hurts! and oftenly gets in trouble at public places for laughing to hard with their bff! and often tells really stupid pointless stories(and while trying to tell it, bust out laughing in the middle of it)

She suffers from laughing syndrom; she laughs alot

by Sara H. R. January 16, 2008

Compudown Syndrome

A condition in which one's motivation to overcome technological issues is hindered by the presence of a technically inclined individual within close proximity.

With Dacks in the office, several of the employees developed Compudown Syndrome and forgot that printers needed to be plugged in and turned on in order to operate.

by Dacks_ October 16, 2008