pizza

the us in 2005 had a debate asking if pizza was a fruit and the outcome was ¨there is enough tomato in it to call it a fruit¨

so therefor pizza is a fruit

furnace: hey is pizza a fruit?
me: please shut up.

by notmyrealname420 October 15, 2020

Pizza Flu

When you eat so much pizza that you become physically sick.

Did you hear about Jack? He got the pizza flu.

by JimmyKangCornDog December 23, 2015

Alaskan Pizza Popper

When a human defecated inside a pizza pocket and/or pizza pops and freezes it for dinner.

"Hey babe, could you give me a Alaskan Pizza Popper?" -Woman
"Coming right out" -Male

by thegreatdaws November 16, 2023

Pizza-jerky

Culinary euphemism pertaining to a week-old slice of pizza that the DOG wouldn't touch, when one is REALLY hungry.

Commonly associated with student or bachelor life-styles...

"Being completely out of Ramen-noodle soup, Dave had pizza-jerky for breakfast".

by StangFtl February 1, 2010

Pizza

A girl that delivers herself to men shes met on dating sites for sex.

Omg Emma is such a Pizza, I'm not like Emma #notapizza

by anonymous July 10, 2023

Moral pizza

When a work company buys pizza for every instead of giving better pay/better working environment

They gave everyone moral pizza instead of better working conditions.

by anonymous June 9, 2022

hotdog and mustard pizza

The most vile combination of pizza toppings known to man-kind. Typically found in the frozen aisles of a British Aldi supermarket.

Person A: What the hell is that? It looks disgusting.

Person B: A hotdog and mustard pizza, with stuffed cheese crust.
Person A: I'm going to vomit.
Person B: I just did.

by unixfreak October 29, 2022