Meme Pastor

A modern religious influencer who pastors through graphics, not gospel—a feed full of bold-letter Bible verses, fire emojis, viral soundbites, and "Holiness" overlays, but empty of soul-care, accountability, or real presence.

Key Traits:

Content over character — posts “Truth” while hiding sin.
Platform over people — grows followers, not disciples.
Meme as ministry — a 3-second reel replaces a 3-hour visit.
Algorithm as altar — engagement is the offering, outrage the incense.
Thought-through for effect, not truth — every post is engineered for likes, shares, and clout, even if it twists Scripture or spreads outright mistruth.

“That Meme Pastor dropped a ‘God hates lukewarm’ graphic with a skull emoji, but he’s ghosting his wife and dodging accountability.”

by TruthTriumph November 14, 2025

Kentish Pasty

During intercourse, one withdraws one's penis and rubs it violently against a cheese grater, and then smearing the woman's vagina in mashed potato, and inserting one's penis back in. Much like a Cornish Pasty.

"Hey babe, do you have a cheese grater in here? I really want to try a Kentish Pasty!"

by Sticknam November 21, 2025

frosting the pastry

1) Oral sex in Kansas.
2) The act of applying cake frosting to one's own ass.

"Those two dykes must be tired after frosting the pastry all night."

by Hung-Lo May 1, 2003

doo doo paste

when something goes bad with one persons and spreads arounds to others

your friend gets her cell phone stolen and a week later your cell phone gets stolen, and youve got doo doo paste.

by mo-town-throw-down December 13, 2007

Kicking a pasty down the High St.

Bit of a slack hole.

"Im not saying it was slack, but it was like kicking a pasty down the High St."

by duo3nan October 4, 2008

Look at the pasties

When you are trying to hide laughter from someone.
You would 'Look at the pasties' when the laughter being seen would be damaging.

Tom and Jen played a prank on Dad by putting a joke ticket on his car, but had to hide their laughter as he approached by looking at the pasties.

Dude, she walks funny- its hilarious!! We need to look at the pasties so she doesn't see us.

by Tomjen August 17, 2009

smashed the pasty

a vague reference to an undefined sexual act.

Most likely to be a euphemism for masturbation.

Can also be used as 'smashing the pasty.' (To be in the act of.)

"I've just smashed the pasty on her face"

by _linzi December 15, 2011