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Life is pure, beautiful and wondrous. Are you gonna let a petty hoe take ur shine? Nah ma g. You need to rid all the negativity and fakeness from your life. This pond will help the world become a safer place.
irrelevant psycho that thinks shes the shit: hey!

queen: DROWN IN MY POND YOU IRRELEVANT WHORE

crackhead: ouu whats it called

queen: iss the pond to drown irrelevant thots
by i do not tolerate uglys December 22, 2018
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Ponderate

Variation of ponder; to wonder; the thoughts of Bezo’s ex wife
She needs to ponderate her life goals.
by Marie Marieee January 14, 2019
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Pondeficate

I pondeficated in your back yard today can you pull over the car I need to pondeficate.
by The thinking man September 1, 2019
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Pond blaster

Person 1: Im gonna fucking hit you with thePond blaster

Person 2: no! I dont know what that means. yet.

Person 1: (n) An excretion. A powerful extrection

Person 2: I dont think thats what it means i think its Cumming in the sink, I dont know bout you
by gamer yoda November 19, 2019
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pond sausage

When you take a dump in your pond during a barbecue because it’s closer than the toilet. Or when you get ash on your Sausage during a barbecue so you give it a rinse in your pond.
Dude you totally just pond sausaged
by Brett matthewson September 19, 2020
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poindexter

The educated man's euphemism for what is more commonly referred to as "dick."
"Good job, poindexter."
"I've got a poindexter for ya."
by ObsidianBlade October 29, 2020
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plunduggled

the feeling you get when some random don says something unfunny
earlier mark said ‘i didn’t ask’ and i got plunduggled
by plunduggled donny March 27, 2021
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