Pondeficate 

To shit in or on the side of a pond.

I pondeficated in your back yard today can you pull over the car I need to pondeficate.

Pondeficate by The thinking man September 1, 2019

Pontificate

To speak in a pretentiously dogmatic manner; to preach.

Pontificate typically has a negative connotation but can be used positively as well.

"Allow me a moment to pontificate on the merits of good hygiene during flu outbreaks" said the school nurse.

Pontificate by FatMermaid January 25, 2014

Ponzificate 

The process of winning new church members by indoctrinating additional recruiters and missionaries. Specifically (but not exclusively) for the Roman catholic church.

Go out my children and ponzificate.
Proselytize and ponzificate!
Those on the lowest tear of the ponzification pyramid are screwed - only those at the top go to heaven.

Ponzificate by Kai_F April 13, 2010

Pondefecate 

Main Entry: pon·def·e·cate

Pronunciation: pän-'de-fi-"kAt

Function: intransitive verb

Inflected Form(s): -cat·ed; -cat·ing

Etymology: Medieval Latin pontificatus, past participle of pontificare, from Latin pontific-, pontifex
;and Latin defaecatus, past participle of defaecare, from de- + faec-, faex dregs, lees

1: to speak out ones rectum; to speak of subject matter beyond the scope of ones intellect in hopes of sounding knowledgeable.

- pon·def·e·cation /(")pän-"de-fi-"kA-sh&n/ noun
- pon·def·e·cator /-"kA-t&r/ noun

"Mike really likes to pondefecate! Even when it's obvious that he doesn't have a clue, he continues pondefecating just to be heard."

"Was there any useful information shared at the meeting, or was it just a bunch of pondefecators rambling on about shit they don't understand?"

Related words or phrases: Talking out your ass; Bullshitting or Talking bullshit; Blow smoke up their ass.

Pondefecate by Taiichi July 12, 2007

Pundificate 

verb: to pundificate or pundificates

This is the act of an on-air, talking head going on and on about something they know little or nothing about as if they are an expert. It is highly opinionated drivel.

The pundit pundificates.

Pundificate by Erehwon September 11, 2014

Pontificate

1. To have Diarrhea of the mouth.
2. Running your mouth.
3. Giving your 2 cents when it's non of your business.
4. Giving unsolicited advice and long opinions
**Rhymes with defecate.**
5. To defecate with your mouth on other people

Don't pontificate about other peoples mistakes! Your Diarrhea of the mouth gotta stop because running your mouth is gonna get you a fist sandwich

Pontificate by JJ JJ man April 9, 2013

pontificate

pontificate to rant rave and other wise try to convise some one of your own pont with out careing if they are lising or not

the rantings of the phill god in all of his power of BS

the rantings of the phill god in all of his power fake knolage

pontificate by 2 beer queer May 22, 2005