watch that fake

A slang term created by, and spread by, high school students in Ohio. It’s actual meaning isn’t very clear, it is simply something someone says when they say any to make it clear that something someone has said is foolish. The A’s in “fake” are often elongated for affect.

“That was a really goofy thing to say, how about you stop messing around and watch that fake.”

by Edwardus May 21, 2023

fake-swearing

Want to swear without getting punished? Just use fake-swearing!

A: loses at game
A: DUCK YOU!
B: that fake-swearing plan worked perfectly

by Graniteisarock November 19, 2022

triple pump fake

dropping something and failing to pick it up 3 times in a row (usually after a long day followed by a mental breakdown)

when you’re already having a bad day and you get hit with a triple pump fake 😔

by kribba April 18, 2024

Fake friend

That one “friend” who comes in you life just to steal your best friend. That will talk about you behind your back just to tear you and your bestie apart. That say bad things about you to just because they don’t like you.

Person 1 fake friend: hey I heard she sleeps with a stuffed animal
Person 2 best friend: I didn’t need to know that

by Pitcher33885566 February 17, 2020

Fake friends

Fake friends are something you do not want to have! They will seriously hurt you. They get mad when you hang out with other people. They leave you whenever you have a problem. And they ALWAYS talk shit behind your back. If you see anyone being fake ditch them!

Person 1: “Did you hear that Blanket is talking bad about spoon!”
Person 2: “I thought they were best friends”
Person 1: “Wow she must be a fake friends”

by You left me December 8, 2018

Fake ass mf

someone who you put ur trust into and they go back on their word bc influence of others.the fake ass fuck cant tell them shit and cant be around them

I told ava some shit and told her to not tell anyone and then she goes out to tell the whole gang fake ass mf

by Mr tong with the bong February 1, 2021

Fake make

When you don't actually make the bed. Instead you just throw the comforter over the the top to make it appear made. "Fake Make"

Oh honey you made the bed today! Nope. You just did a fake make

by call me jubs September 24, 2017