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thanks man

It's like,"hey bud." "Righteous." I don't know you that well dude.
Hey you found my cell phone! Thanks man.
by Stoppre1372 December 2, 2013
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Man-bortion

When one man finishes being the "catcher" in an act of anal sex and goes directly to the toilet to flush away his butt-babies.
Before Danny takes his turn humping Robby, he must first get rid of that, "Oh so full feeling". Danny takes a seat on the toilet and gives himself a man-bortion. Pooping out Robby's love nectar.
by Dr. DonkeySock March 29, 2006
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three man

n. Drinking game, using two dice. At the beginning of the game a "three man" is designated and every time a three is rolled that person must drink. Once the three man rolls a three he/she may designate a new three man. If a 7 is rolled, person to rollers left must drink. If an 11 is rolled, person to the right must drink. If doubles are rolled, can be given to anyone to be made to drink, can be given to two people or all to one person. If rollers get three consecutive people to drink they can make up a rule (like Kings).
After a long night of three man, I couldn't walk
by bailey December 14, 2004
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sloth man

A Sloth Man is a sufferer of slothitis, an inherited disease, typically a Sloth Man struggles to finish a meal before it is cold, make it to anywhere on time, get out of bed, stay awake or move. Their minds are too diseased with slowness to grasp irony or sarcasm and they argue using long drawn out 'no no no's.

Slothitis is temporarily contagious; the monotonous rant of a slothitis sufferer will often force the listener to adopt the symptoms of a sloth man e.g. drowsiness and lethargy however once out of contact with a slothitis sufferer a healthy human's immune system will repel the slothitis - the diseased cells are two slow to cause long term effect.

Slothitis is a degenerative disease and the sloth man will slowly develop a likeness to John Squires of the Stone Roses, their voice will heavily deepen and their deep monotonous speech will enable them to communicate with whales. Generally a slothitis sufferer from birth will die before reaching the age of thirty as they can no longer feed themselves however the disease can lie dorment and effect people at later ages.
Normal Person: 'Your two hours late'
Davey (slothitis carrier): 'I was eating my dinner and had to straighten my hair'
Normal Person: 'I hate you Sloth Man'
Davey (slothitis carrier): 'No no no'
Whale: 'Hellooooooo Davey'
by Dr Man March 24, 2005
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Italian man

Italian man. Its just an italian man
So you probably searched this and if you see the one made by that juanxxx dude and your a man, you can simply read this definition to undo it or just say that italian man is gay and thats all yw men
by KingofLisbon July 13, 2021
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man hoe

a man that sleeps around with a whole lot of women; a man with a whole lot of baby mommas
by Jessica aka (babie girl) February 3, 2003
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man-cunt

The anus of a male homosexual - a bottom - in the context of sexual penetration.

The term can also be used disparagingly to describe a gay male in the same way that the word "cunt" can be used disparagingly to describe a female of any orientation.
The man-cunt of the luscious young he-whore was much in demand, as many longed to probe his hole.
by Victor Felix September 5, 2005
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