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I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”.

I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”.

I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”, I googled it for who knows why and ended up with really disturbing Richard Wellington pictures, now I can't take off my mind the sole image of those google search results. I want to dive myself in bleach with my eyes wide open so I can never see those again. This would’ve been a great day to go blind, fuck google images. I want to die.
I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”.
I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”, I googled it for who knows why and ended up with really disturbing Richard Wellington pictures, now I can't take off my mind the sole image of those google search results. I want to dive myself in bleach with my eyes wide open so I can never see those again. This would’ve been a great day to go blind, fuck google images. I want to die.
by The SQUIP April 5, 2022
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Have you ever been bungee jumping?

The pinnacle of questions to be asked on someone’s Snapchat / Instagram story. The writer knows full well that the person answering the question has not cause… dying is not cool. Expect this question to be asked by your local 8th grader.
by Yes… April 20, 2022
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have handle, will travel

I’ve got all I need and I’m ready to go.
I believe it may have started with a cask of wine, as it has a handle and is ready to go!
Husband: What do you think? Shall we go?
Wife: Yep, have handle, will travel!
by Ziggywiggle April 21, 2022
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having an acoustic session

I forgot my vibrator, so I'm having an acoustic session tonight.
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We Have All The Time in The World

1: A song sang by the legendary Louis Armstrong. This song was made for the sixth film in the James Bond franchise, On Her Majesty's Secret Service.

2. When your lover dies
James Bond: There's no hurry you see. We have all the time in the world.
by Solidus Snakius January 2, 2021
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Have a winnie

Oi cunt give us a fag. I wanna have a winnie. Winfield cigarettes.
by Crowsquak January 3, 2021
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Have a nice day.com

When you want to wish someone a good day but didn't want it to be so easy
Guy 1: Aight ima head out
Guy 2: Have a nice day.com
Guy 1: Well uhh thanks
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