Suck Your Dad

When I suck your dad so much that his stick turns purple and falls off into my mouth and I swallow it.

I suck your dad every day.

by EINHJFJUE May 23, 2023

im at my dads house

when someone with divorced parents is at their dads house that day and cannot hang out there is no way to explain why you just kinda are you can’t leave not because of a rule (most times) just cuz it’s kinda your own rule.

person one “wanna hang out tmrw”

person two “cant, im at my dads house”

by anonymous May 8, 2023

ta-dad

A Tia (Spanish for Aunt) that has stepped up and taken on the roll of the non-existent Dad. Therefore earning and becoming Ta-Dad.

I need to ask my Ta-Dad before I can go.

by Paiutendn85 February 2, 2023

your dad

The guy who left to get the milk.

Your dad went to get the milk along time ago.

by Staceys Mom Has Got It GoingOn January 30, 2023

your dad

your dad is gone

the reason you have to milk is because your dad is gone

by Jesus watches you sleep May 3, 2022

a willmans dads door

a willmans dads door is a highly intense and secretive situation

“I went round to Hannah’s last night that was. a Willmans dads door”

by Booland March 23, 2019

bestfriends dad

for most people that are fatherless, a best friends dad is the closest male to them. resembling your own father, but 100x better.

bro wanna come to mine?
is your bestfriends dad there
yeah
cool bro sure

by thegreatestbrunomars March 27, 2022