Mad Lad Rad Dad 

Bowser King Koopa.

"Bowser's such a mad lad rad dad, man."

Mad Lad Rad Dad by FoxMom October 18, 2018

Jacob’s Dad

Is a dad of a 4 year old kid named Jacob. Jacobs dad is suspicious and nerdy. Is a drug dealer. Forcing kids to hug his son.

Jacob’s dad is a drug dealer!

Jacob’s Dad by Tennisforlife April 11, 2019

Aashir's dad 

Aashir's dad is a Jewish term that is shouted when a hairy Asian male is seen lurking through tooting

The boy shouted "Aashir's dad"

Aashir's dad by Sire Tyrone pussio September 7, 2021

ho-dad 

Some sign at the Taco Del-Mar in Seattle on 4th Avenue says "No Ho-Dads", and has a picture of some geeky looking dude. I guess it means no Man-Whores.

Deuce Bigalow is a "Ho-Dad".

ho-dad by Gianni O April 24, 2006

Your dad

Your dad lol

Your dad gay lol

Your dad by ESBirdnerd November 30, 2021

going to my dad's 

1. Due to the seperation of two parents, the father gets you every other weekend. This is supposedly compensation for the whole week.

2. Escape from a mongrol mother.

Mom: So you take her every other weekend and I have her the rest of the time and you can only have her if you pay $200 in child support. Sound good?
Dad: Do I have a CHOICE?
Mom: You do. Either that, or see her an hour a week. Which one?
Dad: The first deal sounds like a proper "compensation". *rolls eyes*
Me: Hey, at least I'm going to my dad's.

Mom: YOU BROKE THE GODDAMN COMPUTER I CAN'T FUCKING STAND THIS WHY DON'T YOU MOVE IN WITH YOUR FATHER SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT YOU LITTLE BRAT I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU-
Me: Jesus. Is it the weekend I get to go to my dad's yet?
Going to my dad's sounds GREAT right now.

going to my dad's by softjay144 May 29, 2008

Cool Dad 

Your dad is cool when he’s playing rough

Cool dad

Cool Dad by A rough mean face September 5, 2009