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Cock Goblin

Someone or something that enjoys penis very much in them.
Cock goblins are also known as whores, sluts, skanks, dick licks, bobble heads, hood rats etc.
Brittany fucks a lot of people at school this year, yeahh shes a total cock goblin!
by Cock Goblin Master November 10, 2007
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cock up

to mess something up. used primarily in England

also see fuck up

past tense: cocked up
That flaming retard Bush sure cocked up that war!
by Kono January 23, 2004
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Stunt cock

A stand-in for a guy that can't close the deal with a girl because of sexual performance anxiety.
Tim: Hey Rick, how did your date go last night? Did you get some?
Rick: Everything was going great, I got to 3rd base but just couldn't do it.
Tim: Rick, the next time that happens give me a call. I'll come over and be your stunt cock.
by Que Dawg September 26, 2010
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cock-snacker

someone who loves to suck dick, one who snacks soley on penis
Pete though not admittedly gay is a huge cock-snacker
by Peter Dydo July 10, 2006
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cock slapping

The practice of slapping someone's face with your penis, usually when erect. This is often performed as a joke when the recipient is either asleep or otherwise incapacitated.
Pablo is very into cock slapping, so he tried it on his girlfriend while she was blowing him, and she liked it.
by kalliburr May 21, 2012
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cock jedi

a girl that pisses you off then drags you into the bedrrom to fuck your brains out so you forget about beng angry as hell at her
that fucking whore tasha is such a cock jedi i can't get rid of her, who can argue with 6 times a day?
by Scott January 1, 2005
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Cock Salad

n.
1. An extremely annoying, stupid, or rude person. One who lacks tact.
2. Someone who assumes he or she is better than everyone else at everything, even if he or she has never attempted said thing before.
3. An arrogant douchebag.
1.
<Guy 1> That guy had about the least tact out of anyone I've ever met.
<Guy 2> Yeah, he's a frickin' cock salad.

2.
<Dude 1> I bet I could beat you at that racing game.
<Dude 2> I own a copy of the game, and you've never even played it before!
<Dude 1> Yeah, but you know how I love cars.
<Dude 2> You're a frickin' cock salad.

3.
Self-explanatory.

Likely statements one might hear from a cock salad:
-If we play chess, we both know who'd win.
-Yeah, you're good at your fills on the drums, but your beats just aren't that great.
-I'm going to kill everyone in this game {even though I've never played}. You know how good I am with sniper rifles.
-So what? I could do that.

Trademark comment cock salads use: {In arrogance:} "Come on. You know me."
by CSNemesis April 2, 2006
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