mafia cancer

When a new, unsubstantiated claim of diagnosed metastases are offered when a made man is brought to trial

Jared Kushner referred to his Mafia cancer in his 2023 criminal trial

by anonymous August 6, 2022

Bitch Cancer

A cancer in which doctors have to remove the access of getting bitches.

"This stupid ass bus driver took a wrong turn and missed my stop, so that's how you KNOW he has bitch cancer!"

by ezramiller_shouldntbegay September 13, 2022

Cross Cancelling

when you accidently cross your balls in a knot and they fall off.

Hear about Jason's cross cancelling?

by Polyhedra October 20, 2022

Cross Cancelling

When your balls cross together and form a knot and they fall off due to no blood.

Did you hear Jason has cross cancelling?

by Polyhedra October 20, 2022

no cancer

is said when someone says something obvious it's similar to the words * no shit * or *deadass*

G1: The sky is blue today
:g2: No cancer is it?

by AntiNiggers1943 November 4, 2022

Spaff Cancel

When you are snagging a bird and they want you to come on their face so you get up to do it but as you get up you get Cramp in your right thigh and fall off the bed - the pain is so sharp that you no longer shoot your ejaculate.

Her: "did you come??"

You: "no, I got spaff cancelled!!"

by BigMark95 November 7, 2022

The Cance

Any type of cancer someone is able to develop.

So, I found out today that my Dad has the cance.

by Jonesyba December 15, 2022